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About Me

When I turned 5 I found true enlightenment in laughing at myself and others.
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Top Friends are stupid.
I love all of my friends.
Name: Mikey H. Location: Brevard, NC Sex: Dude Race: Norway/Germany/Florida Music: Everything you listen to, minus country.
I like to have fun.
Call me unorthodox, call me crazy, call me whatever.
I'm Mikey.
It's nice to meet you.
Clyde is me Idol.
It's hard being orange.
I BAKE NAKED. I have a sense of humor that spans across languages and races, making fun of both, of course.
I love coffee. If it was a lotion, I'd rub it all over my body.
I like cellular communication. However, it does not like me. It likes my roomate, in which caused me to break up with my cellular communication, and cancel the wedding plans, in turn forfeiting all fun my family would have had at the after party getting drunk with the Cingular family.
I like getting fast food burgers plain. Because that way, I don't have to question if the sauce is a condiment, or if it came from a condom.
I used to live in an attic, now I am getting engaged to the most perfect woman in the world and ready to start my life with her by turning over a new leaf.
I love people who appreciate my humor. They are able to have a sick and twisted conversation with me about glazed donuts that would somehow result in bombing the white house together.
My biggest fear, having nothing to do.
I can't spell, but word check can. This makes me happy and content with sharing my emotions on the internet.
Now we bring up the question, do I really Bake naked? Wanna come over and find out?
My favorite saying ever, "Deal with it."
Don't think I'm nosey if I ask a lot of questions. I just like figuring people out. If I'm your friend you will know it. Because I intentionally talk to you.
I'm the happiest person you'll ever meet, hands down. I love doing things that are enjoyable because why postpone joy?
HxC.
I also have a Facebook. Just letting you know.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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My Blog

Change.

Change.Moving.A new President.Construction of a new, better, self sufficient home.Abandoned buildings destroyed.The death of a great leader.New rules commence.Old rules diminish.Career descisions.Coll...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 20:14:00 GMT

I like Monkeys

I LIKE MONKEYSI like monkeys.The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought thatodd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not tolook a gift horse in the mouth....
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Pass some time.

What's up with everyone being set on having someone to be with?It almost seems as if the world has been cursed with being hopelessly romantic.Is it so horrible to NOT have to get someone flowers?Or NO...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:15:00 GMT

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Mr. Johnny Elwood.

Godspeed brotha.
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:22:00 GMT

Stupidity at it’s best.

What makes a moron?Honestly, what causes someone to be absolutely brain-free?Do stupid people have feelings?Someone answer me this, I must know. >_
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:35:00 GMT

The human race.

Basically, a long long time ago... SOMETHING happened.This certain SOMETHING, caused SOMETHING else to happen.In return, that SOMETHING that popped up was soon to be known as HUMANITY.In lesser words,...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:49:00 GMT