Glenn Danzig, of course, or any artist or band I like. I like to hear what makes them tick. (To all you groupies: what makes them tick, not who gave them ticks!!!) I do not wish to meet bands or artists who are full of themselves and treat their fans like shit. (Glen Benton, this means you!!!)
For the rest I’d like to meet cool, interesting people. People with the same interests as me. I’d better say who I don’t want to meet, it’ll be easier.
1. Rappers
I’m not your “homieâ€, nor your “dogâ€, and I don’t want to hear about your “blingâ€. I hate people who talk like morons. I may enjoy hip hop to some extent, but I do not wish to meet anyone who only and exclusively listens to that and certainly not anyone who talks like that. To all you “homies†out there, I hope you die in a drive by shooting.
2. Models
I’m not gonna add you because you are a hot model or have big tits. I may occasionally look at your pics and masturbate to them, but this doesn’t mean I want to add you on my list or talk to you. I don’t want to hear about your anorexia, your boulemia, your next photoshoot or your best friend being a bitch (it’s the model world, every girl is a bitch). I don’t want to have 50 bulletins of attention whores asking people to comment on their pics. If you have big siliconed titties, you should now by now. You don’t need anyone to tell you this, just look down and there they are. You don’t need anyone to tell you in which way they wanna fuck you, probably in the mouth so you would stop talking crap. Maybe you need a shrink to help you with your low or too high self esteem though. If I want to see naked chicks, I’ll watch some porn.
3. Bands
Like I said before, if you sound (or suck) like Coldplay, do not add me on your list, and do not send me messages. I’m am not interested in your shitty band unless you all die. Most of the bands I listen to would destroy you.
4. Religious types
I do not wish to meet anyone who is gonna preach at me and tell me about god or Jesus, I don’t want to hear about how I’m gonna burn in hell if I don’t go to church or pray or the likes. As a matter of fact, hell might be a lot more fun than heaven. I’d rather spend eternity with drunks, pimps, rockstars, hookers, Frenchmen and the likes than virgins and a Birkenstock wearing hippy.
5. Happy people
I do not wish to meet people who will tell me how the world is a happy place and how everything works out for them. “I want them to be miserable, because that’s what I am.†(quote by Adam Sandler) I’m not the happy happy joy joy type. I don’t want to meet happy happy joy joy people. Go hug a tree, rent a Meg Ryan flick, and stay off the fucking computer.