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sitting on the couch for a week is FINE!

believe me. ive been doing it. and hey its totally cool there is no reason too worry fuck my neighbors they are the stupidest bitches in the world everyone send hate mail to Whiny loud ass bit...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 20:59:00 GMT

high five

nice
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jun 2005 15:06:00 GMT

hey you

comere
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jun 2005 15:05:00 GMT

hangover poos

yeah. they really suck. like theyre all painful and messy and stuff. and they make your butt itch. i really wanted to puke this morning (surprise surprise) and went into the bathroom and started poki...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Jun 2005 05:05:00 GMT

news of the day-I AM FUCKING HUNGOVER

yeah thats about it.... maybe ill come up with something later...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Jun 2005 01:05:00 GMT

paris fucking sucks

and no. im not talking about that one in the states in wisconsin or one of those inbred states in the middle of knowhere that totally sucks and is only known cos of its national food. im fuc...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Jun 2005 07:17:00 GMT

not being able to poop when travelling through europe

yeah. that shit fucking sucks. it happened to me  on our last day in paris until when i got back to geneva. which was roughly 3 days. all i had been eating in paris was fries and meat. it taste...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Jun 2005 06:33:00 GMT

IM FUCKING BACK- FO REAL THIS TIME

ok what the fuck. im back from going around big ol europe. what a fucking gay place. i bitch slapped it and it cried. what the fuck? anyways. check the email i got from my lady. here ill quote it righ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Jun 2005 02:11:00 GMT

THE ADVENTURE BEGINS

so like. im about to leave to around europa with peter a.k.a lil kentucky and man its gonna be a rough n tough good time i tell ya. madrid, barcelona, paris and amsterdam and ill be back on the 15th w...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jun 2005 10:01:00 GMT

having a maid sucks

before i go on. i just want to say i love all races. especially portuguese people. they are totally awsum and cool in my books   fuck my dumb portuguese maid. she is such a fat whore. she always ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 May 2005 04:51:00 GMT