THEY ARE ABOUT 10 YEARS TOO LATE!!! |
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/05/21/online.drugs/...She found her husband on their bed in a pool of his own vomit, dead from an accidental overdose of drugs he received from an online pharmacy.
MY SI...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 11:20:00 GMT |
UNIVERSAL TRUTHS |
) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:03:00 GMT |
Wet Pants |
Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:07:00 GMT |
WAL-MART |
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clock...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:49:00 GMT |
Character |
It's All About CharacterWatch your thoughtsthey become words.Watch your wordsthey become actions.Watch your actionsthey become habits.Watch your habitsthey become character;it becomes your Destiny.
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 13:22:00 GMT |
Frenemies |
What to do with `frenemies'
So whether it is the bombastic stab in the back or the behind-closed-doors whisper campaign, people will inevitably have qualms with you no matter how nice of a person you...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 21:26:00 GMT |
Ted Nugent |
God Bless AmericaWritten By: Ted Nugent
I'm a Bad American - this pretty much sums it up for me. I like big trucks, big boats, big houses, and naturally, pretty women.
I believe the money I make...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:56:00 GMT |
The Pink Dress |
We make a living by what we get; we make a life by what we give.
-Winston ChurchillDon't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter how busy you may be!!!
The Pi...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 12:55:00 GMT |
My New Mantra |
There is a simple purpose to my life.And there is a meaning that will complete me in time.There is a mountain of opinion, telling me that my timecould be better spent.When my finger tips touch your sk...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:52:00 GMT |
Angel Greeting |
You've gone first and I've remained to walk life's road alone.I'll live in loving memories of happy days we've known.In spring, I'll wait for roses red and pretty lilacs blue.In autumn when the brown ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:25:00 GMT |
