Hi. i'm Lauren. I'm 5'2" blonde hair blue eyes. i live in m-town and go to mhss. I love playing Field Hockey..n boys TEAM SOUTH SWIM is amazing even though i suck at it lol a special place in my heart goes out to all my TSS boys...umm yeah, i like playing sports. they keep me in shape and prepared for anything that comes my way haha... I have a massive obsession with Johnny Depp. Orlando Bloom is pretty sweet too... i'm russian, irish, german, czechoslovakian, and i think part jewish HAH i cant stand creepy old men who blatantly stare at you in public i love chocolate. i hate coffee. i have a 15-second memory, my mind hates me sometimes. ryan kilian is tha love of my life, because he said so. and he is also amazing and has a nicer ass than me? (even though i have no ass) rocco likes to hit on people who i wont name in them ahahahahaahah dont deny it buddy lol! i learned how to surf like two years ago..im not very good but im getting there and i LOVE it..i learned how to skim board this year and its soooo much fun..i haven't fallen yet.. thank god and hopefully i won't..word of advice..don't try and skim board on a boogie board.. it doesn't work. you get a mouth full of sand and a nose that feels like its broken.. not that i'd know or anything hah. I'd really like it if someone would go and screw drama with a lead pipe. drama is mentally challenged as hell especially when people create situations that were non-existent before they decide to be really cool like that. i love running around in the rain with sam and becca, and then jumping in the creek and back in the pool haha. puddlejumping at applebee's with sam is the best pastime i could ever think of...the puddles there are massively large. if you've actually read all of this then you really must be bored or a really big loser ..or a stalker (if you are turn yourself in...because that is ILLEGAL and RETARDED -LEAVE ME ALONE PSYCHO)... well yeah soo... i love spandex they are HOT. i also like to harass and write random notes to my friends ex-boyfriends and leave it in their lockers. its fun. BLOWPOPS and PUSHPOPS are the number one most amazing edible objects in the world. hahahah i dont really like cupcakes, or cupcake frosting so i like to give it all to my buddy phil, he likes when its smeared all over his face... next time i see my uglier, pudgier, blinder twin version of me at a swim meet im taking my picture with her and getting my autograph, i love you julie? LOL ASIA genuinly rocked my world, and i fucked it all up. i think i might have been adopted hahah... THREE B'S: BEACH, BEER, AND BOYS! wrapping christmas presents with megan rocks my tool shed. apparently i am a TOOL though... according to ryan. i think it means im a hoe? hahah i would really like to farm goats when i grow up. i think im going to a goat farming college. i once had a goat in florida named betty, even if it was a boy... that game "Guess Who" is the shit. best question asked, does your person have a mustache to give mustache rides on? BLasian-what? segregation, back a tha bus! Asia is my favorite continent. however,"ASIA" is dead. i type a lot! {incase you haven't noticed} ultimate frizz is one of the most amazing sports i have ever played in my life, i wish i was as good at it as mike nick and nick, i think i owe them my life now or something like that. sam and alyssa and tash and mariss and meg and kori and kasandra and sarah genuinly make my life complete, they are forever my girls.
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