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Reminders from the past, Repulsion of the present, Fear of the future, Septic Schizo

About Me


Im lisa. Im irish. I like metal. I like drinking. I like horror. I graduated from college got a degree in professional animal grooming. I have three dogs, I dont give a fuck if you hate small dogs. I like to hang out at metal shows, meet ppl whatever as long as im having fun and shit like that. I hate stupid fuckin liars. I hate men that fuck me over. I swear a lot, well I say "fuck" a lot. I have a lot of trouble trusting most people. I don't get along with many chix and if I do get along with you HOLY FUCK! haha
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lisa
Birthday: August 20, 1982
Birthplace: Beverly Hospital Massachusetts
Current Location: Salisbury, Massachusetts
Eye Color: Dark Blue (No I dont wear contacts)
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish/Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Airwalks
Your Weakness: Men. and Metal.
Your Fears: Men and Liars
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese if I eat it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Move. New vehicle.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ha ha
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHAT THE FUCK
Your Best Physical Feature: I have been told my ass.
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: being happy.
Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ew
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: nah
Ever Shoplifted: yes when little
How do you want to Die: i dont know
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: me
What country would you most like to Visit: I just wanna go to germany and ireland then I will be set.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or brown
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: taller than me
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: camo pants turn me on for sum odd reason
Number of Drugs I have taken: I wont answer that ; )
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: I have my nose pierced
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: TONS.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

Music, shows,metal,horror,getting off,men that like metal,beer,cky all of the videos are fuckin funny shit,slayer.
You Are Samuel Adams
You're fairly easy to please when it comes to beer - as long as it's not too cheap.
You tend to change favorite beers frequently, and you're the type most likely to take a "beers of the world" tour.
When you get drunk, you're fearless. You lose all your inhibitions.
You're just as likely to party with a group of strangers as you are to wake up in a very foreign place. What's Your Beer Personality?

I'd like to meet:

Metal heads, people to hang out with that I actually have stuff in common with........so dont add me if you are one of those emo fucks, that is all... Maybe some mature individuals. That would be nice. -lisa

Music:

Slayer,Sepultura,soulfly,Brutal Attack,korpiklanii,Zircon,fear factory,devil driver,gwar,misfits,Decapitated,nailbomb,pantera,Crotch Duster,Down,fear factory,Vital Remains,Mastodon,danzig,Finntroll,amorphis,amon amarth,cattle decapitation, Obituary, GNAR KILL, morbid angel, Black Label Society,ozzy,the bruisers,anti-heros,nin,social d, destruction,decapitated,sexcrement,mortis deveia, LOTS OF LOCAL METAL BANDS. I like a fuckin lot of metal and I cant list everything. Metal makes me wet. If you wanna know if I like someone ask me, dont be a bitch and NO I DONT LIKE FUCKIN EMO SO STOP TRYING TO FUCKIN ADD ME COCK BAG.

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, Romper Stomper, Team America World Police,Fear and loathing,Dawn of the Dead,BLOW,Devils Rejects,American History X,House by the cemetery,Blow,Haggard. and many many more. HORROR AND FUNNY SHIT~!

Television:

If I watch it. House M.D. or Family Guy

Heroes:

METAL,MAX,BEER,JAGER,JAMESON

My Blog

woooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooo

1349, Goatwhore, Nachtmystium, Averse Sefira Date/Time: Saturday March 31, 2007 Time: 8pm Entry Type: Concert Location: Mark's Showplace Street Adr: 390 South River Road City: Bedford, NH ...
Posted by Eat My Fuck on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:34:00 PST

GOATWHORE and MORTIS DEVEIA TONITE!!

I bet to see some of you fuckers there on this lovely summer winter day we got going on -lisa http://www.marksshowplace.com/nicole/gf.jpg...
Posted by Eat My Fuck on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST

circle pits at weddings, waking up drunk with poodles on your head

I guess I got a new nick name.. thank you steve! haha "35. Who did you copy and paste this from?lisa eat my fuck slayer listenin look at my big tits noonan"
Posted by Eat My Fuck on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:45:00 PST

kucf

1. Where will you be when it turns 2007? The Richards house, anyone who wants to go to this huge event let me know.2. How did you get the idea for MySpace name? Gnar Kill and GG.3. What song are you l...
Posted by Eat My Fuck on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:07:00 PST

my bitch is still cuter

I want the date book. This dog is cute. http://www.mrwinkle.com
Posted by Eat My Fuck on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:20:00 PST

if you dont have shit to do, come hang out at dodge street bar and grill

there is a CAPTAIN CUTTHROAT SHOW! So we're gonna get you high as a mothafucka!Friday December 1stDodge St. Bar & GrilleSalem, MA w/ Brake for Moose, Fluttr Effect, and the cast of Spike Lee's "Do...
Posted by Eat My Fuck on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:35:00 PST

max cavalera thinks bruce dickheadson is boring to. Glad im not alone!

Apeshit recently conducted an interview with SOULFLY/ex-SEPULTURA frontman Max Cavalera. A couple of excerpts from the chat follow:Apeshit: "Dark Ages" is such a good album. It's complete, diverse, an...
Posted by Eat My Fuck on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST

ok i need this for my coat

http://cgi.ebay.com/SEPULTURA-BACK-PATCH-SCHIZOPHRENIA-VERY- RARE_W0QQitemZ150060708717QQihZ005QQcategoryZ108857QQtcZphot oQQcmdZViewItem...
Posted by Eat My Fuck on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST

HALLOWEEN HOWLER

Well I Should have raced today but they post poned it till next saturday due to the muddy racing pits and such, they want it to dry out so no one hits the wall to hard.  If you still want to go l...
Posted by Eat My Fuck on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:26:00 PST

I AM SO MAD

Im pisst that gwar played there whole new album minus, Meat Sandwich,Imortal Corruptor and Bring back the bomb........... what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk owell I got sum funny pi...
Posted by Eat My Fuck on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:39:00 PST