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RA RA RA!!!
In the year 3000, an otter escapes from the otter protection trust. (Which is actually just a cover for an OTTER PROSTITUTION SCAM.) Intent on changing his fate of living in a radioactive river, he finds his talent in a bar somewhere in Hoxton, predicting the weather for drunks.
Our friend, now dubbed "The Meteorology Otter" by locals, tramps and jovial bus-drivers, catches the eye of a rotund fellow who we shall simply call Mr Circus. Mr Circus, complete with hat, breeches and whip (This item is purely for show and his wife.) offers our friend Meteorology Otter a place in his fine, fun-for-the family carnival, with a prime location between the ever-popular coconut shy and Claire the Clairvoyant.
Paid in toffee apples and inflatable hammers, our otter sits on a rock. Weather-shaped magnets in one hand and a Boots Advantage Card in the other, if you grace his paw with a crisp ten shilling note (Because everyone knows that imperial currency is the new fashion in the third millenium) he will answer your weather based questions with a diagram and a song...
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