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About Me

what you see is what you get...usually. i can't tell you what i am, because that opinion varies depending who's telling the story! what i CAN do, is tell you why i am who i am today! i have lived, laughed and loved and they've all helped shape me to be the woman i'm proud to be. i've lived a life some people wait their whole lives to live, and often don't get the chance and i'm very fortunate. i'm very open so if you have any questions, feel free to ask away! i love what i do for a living in this beautiful state of NJ but i'd give it all up in a heartbeat for even the CHANCE to be able to sing for a living. it's the only job i've had where i've never felt it was work. it's love! i owe everything i am to my family. without their love, support, morals, and values i probably would've ended up on TMZ wrapped up in the wrong crowd. fortunately, i know better =) i strive to have kenny chesney open for me!!!!! that will put me on tour with him (which is a blast i'm sure) and if i can get HIM to open for ME, well then that will just be funny! =)~ohh and i'm also the future ex-mrs. josh hartnett! he doesn't know it yet, but i'll invite u to the wedding when he finds out =)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

only semi-dysfunctional people... i have enough fully dysfunctional people in my life right now... i'd like to meet the guy responsible for creating the title 39 code 39:4-128.9...above all else, i want to meet people who consider me a novelty, not an obligation please.. it's not soo much about people i'd LIKE to meet, it's about the kind of people i DON'T. if u lie, for any other reason than to hide a suprise (that's a positive one!), then i want nothing to do with u. it's as simple as that. i will give u, 100% until u cross me for any reason. some may perceive that as a negative quality, but i know I can sleep well at night. once i feel i can't trust u anymore, there is nothing i can do to try to convince MYSELF otherwise. that is just the way it is, so u pick ur battles wisely.

My Blog

2009 Polar Bear Plunge to benefit Special Olympics New Jersey

Just wanted to let you know that I'm taking part in the 2009 Polar Bear Plunge on Saturday, February 28, 2009. Funds raised through the Polar Bear Plunge help to advance the goal of Special Olympics N...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 14:24:00 GMT

the 401-Keg Plan

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49.00 left.With Merrill Lynch, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.With Lehman Brothers, you ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:50:00 GMT

Jenn Ann Sparrer 09/14/1982 - 09/07/2008 R.I.P. honey, i miss u...xoxo

Miss Jennifer Ann Sparrer, age 25 of Whitehouse Station, NJ, passed away Sunday, September 7, 2008 in Chapel Hill, NC.Jenn was born in Edison, NJ, the daughter of Frank and Patricia Ann Sparrer. She h...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:10:00 GMT

2008 Polar Bear Plunge... results...

yea so, not quite sure what i was thinking but I DID IT!!!! 38 degree water and somewhere in the low 30's temp outside of the water couldn't stop me.. it wasn't soo bad actually!! once ur body got num...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 15:41:00 GMT

a funny ha ha

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:32:00 GMT

ha ha ha ha ha

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?A.) So men can be open minded.Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?A.) 68 because at 69 you eat it.Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?A.) Th...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:53:00 GMT

i wish u knew =)

What I wish people knew about EMS, Firefighters, Dispatchers, & LawEnforcement.I wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroomfor trapped children at 3 AM, flames rolling above y...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 05:46:00 GMT

R.I.P. Lt. Scott Oldenburg

http://www.c-n.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071005/NEWS/ 710050308/-1/NEWS06
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:48:00 GMT

Wildwood 07

well, another year down and nothing incriminating occured! =) i had the best time i have ever had this year. it was seriously, the perfect year. met some new friends, re-connected with some old ones, ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 00:30:00 GMT

the perfect date..

so picture this... handsome, strapping young military man and a gentleman tells u to bring over a bottle of white wine because he's going to make u dinner that night. u get to his house, he greet...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 07:42:00 GMT