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EL PASO HATER

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About Me

I, The El Paso Hater am on a campaign to eradicate the arts in this big city- little town that is constantly diminished in the state governments’ eyes due to a total lack of population statistics that should primarily compensate for the population of this city that is not counted due to their illegal status. I am ready to lay the final blow on the lame and embarrassing El Paso music scene, art scene and socio-political bullcrap. Consider me your Hammer of The Gods. Anybody reading from out of El Paso should take caution in exploring El Paso’s mundane and sometimes downright murky existence. El Paso’s music has been so horrible as to spark off groups such as , Thru The Drive Thru, Aparta, Mars 2nd Bungle Disc Reference, and Beeperfart. Famous national successful songs such as Arty Freidman’s “Mexican Chick in El Paso“, Jimmy Debt’s “F@#k I Got Pills!”, White Blues’s “Stinky River Jesus“, and one Dylan smash hit seem to define the city with a terrible taste in music. This is all true and the story continues today with horrible local acts that splatter stages with noise and cover perfect bare walls with meaningless pieces of “art”. To those that are from the city of El Paso and know the local clichés, let this be a test of your ability to not strangle yourself. But remember that all of this writing is all somewhat free. Take into mind the ridiculous practice of newspapers and printed publication. You all do not have to pay money for this. Donations are excepted, but I will be frank with you. The money will go to the overall demise of El Paso counter culture. You pay the ever increasing electric bill that this monopolized city slaps on you, yes, but the unworthiness of your existence as an El Pasoan out ways the cost of the fiber. Be a loser and read the pages of articles meant to tear you down and make you cheaper than you already are. Suck it in my sheep, suck it in HATERS! Subscribe to my blog and the deepest darkest underbelly secrets of this town will engage you. Local Publications ain't got shit on me. Sometimes my writing may offend you. To that I say. Thanks for subscribing computered accessed losers. Read on Stupid Haters.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mitt Romney, Superman, Buzz Lightyear, Stone Philips, Al Gore, and a kind clean cut milkman from the 50s

My Blog

Cops Vs Reporters.

COPS VS REPORTERSSomeone had a bad day. I didnt think that indigestion would lead to the detainment of local media darling Darren Hunt. I didnt think that a lack of antacids would lead to such an ou...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:23:00 GMT

Bye Bye Bush Day. Idiots!!!

Bye Bye Bush Day!!Fuck all of you hope suckers. I hope you all live to see the damage that your votes will have left behind. First you all had your minds set on that woman candidate, now what? These t...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 23:12:00 GMT

Viva Obama?

Viva Obama Oh my fucking God! I will spell it out this time. I heard a local song called Viva Obama or some shit like that. Wow. I can smell the Mexican from here. What a lame attempt to promote this...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:42:00 GMT

Decision 2008

Decision 2008, . Get out and vote. Do your part to beat this dead horse. Be happy with the illusion that your vote counts and be content that your voice may be nonexistent. We all know that your vo...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 12:34:00 GMT

The Border Fence, Genius.

The Border Fence, Genius.     If you build it they will come. If you don't build it, they will come. Mexicans are people with wild imaginations and a hard working spirit. South American an...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:20:00 GMT

Local Musician is fooled into playing local news show

Local musician is fooled into playing local news show It is not difficult to fill 3 to 5 minutes of junk local airtime with mediocre and engagingly sad programming. It is also said that "local bands ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:02:00 GMT

El Paso Weed Smokers Unite! Area artist blows smoke out of his ass

El Paso Weed Smokers Unite! Area artist blows smoke out of his ass     I love it when El Pasoans have nothing better to do than to sit at their computers and ramble on about shit they know ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:24:00 GMT

The Annual SUNCITY GAMES Return Two Years Later

The Annual SunCity Games return two Years Later Olympic fever has taken over the borderland. Though the Olympic games are on the other side of the planet, locals are getting into the act with their o...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:29:00 GMT

Local Reporter Quits the Torturous Task of Reporting on Lame El Paso Music

  Local Reporter Quits the Torturous Task of Reporting on Lame El Paso Music   Another reporter says that she can no longer report on El Paso's music scene. Does she need more time to surf ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 14:47:00 GMT

Are You Squashing a Cat or is that Electronic Music?

Are You Squashing A Cat Or Is That Electronic Music?   There is a fine line between electronic music and pure shit. Most electronic "musicians" in this town have a strong tolerance for what some...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 00:57:00 GMT