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The Closer

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About Me

My name is Matt. I am one sexy hunk. i live in irvine and i like to play ping pong... all day long. I am currently a student at Orange Coast College and I am studying to be a complete bad-ass. Also I coach the offensive and defensive line at Irvine High School (my ALMA MATER) for the freshman football team and i am a food service supervisor for Wild Rivers.

THINGS TO GET DONE:
- MOVE OUT
- GET A PROMOTION
- MAKE MO' MONEY

VACATIONS I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE:
- CHICAGO
- HAWAII
- JAPAN
- LAS VEGAS
- WASHINGTON
- MEXICO (VISIT THE HOMELAND HAHA)
- COLORADO
- FLORIDA..

My Interests

There is this awesome band called Collusion... they interest me. Also I am interested in learning to play the drums, being a mechanic, wakeboarding, boat driving and learning how to race dirt trak sprint cars. Oh and i cannot forget that i am interested in playing paintball.

I'd like to meet:

Walker Texas Ranger (Chuck Norris), Thrice, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Michael Moore, Matt Groening, Robin Williams, Pablo Francisco, and Matt Padilla, Seth MacFarland, Matt Groening, and Avenged Sevenfold.

Music:

Collusion, Thrice, Hillary Duff, Avenged Sevenfold, Sum 41, Metallica, No End, Dropkick Murphy's, Lagwagon, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, Autopilot Off, Velvet Revolver, Guns 'n' Roses, AC/DC, Santana, Ozo Matli, The Vandals, Tone Loke(excuse the spelling), 12 Stones, Evanescence, Hayseed Dixie, Atreyu, The Offspring, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Fat Boys, Led Zeppelin, Butthole Surfers, Guttermouth, Rancid, Bloodhound Gang, Bob Marley Green Day, Foreigner, Linkin' Park, Crazy Town, Collective Soul, and Sublime for starters.

The Rev Playing Drums Live to Beast and the Harlot --- Simply Amazing

Movies:

Dodgeball, Fight Club, all the 007's, South Park, Milo & Otis, Wrongfully Accused, Lethal Weapon 1-4, All the Naked Guns, Spy Hard, Bad Boyz I and II, The Hulk, The Matrix (all), Remember the Titans, Miracle, Step Into Liquid, Jaws, Blue Streak, The Original Latin Kings of Comedy, The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and others.

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Power Rangers - X, That 70's show, The OC, COPS, Texas Justice, According to Jim, ALIAS, and others.

Books:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lives | I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage | Join the Pastafarians | Bring back the pirates! Add me as a friend fsmismyhero

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Grocery Store Adventure

so the other day i was walking through the market to get someprovolone a bag ready pak salad, some unboiled macaroni and a box of morning after pills when i noticed a special on thick 'n' juicy bacon ...
Posted by The Closer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Interesting Morning

I had an interesting morning; I got into an argument with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard, "Snap, Crackle, fuck you!" I'm not sure which one of them said it; I was reaching for the artificial swe...
Posted by The Closer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST