Whose the Biggest fuck Up!

Hi my name is Will, I am the biggest fuck up ever. I have the Smallest penis in the world its about 4 1/2 incehs long. My girlfriend is clueless that i am cheating on her, you know with Missa, Savanah, Sara theres others too... but i dont want my girfriend to catch on. I sale Drugs for living, And rat out the ones that deal my dope and rat out the people i sale i to. I am a hard cold user of Cocaine, and i drink so much that i crashed into Ashley Huleks house, whose house isnt even on my street! I guess you would have to agree with me that i am the biggest fuck up in the world! If you ever want to get to know me meet me at one of my bond fires in the pit in EHC! Well, i hope everyone has an undestanding about me and that you want to fucked with me!~ P.s. I hope i made the news papers!