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Old-Wizard.com

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Old-Wizard.com is the web's newest site for everything nerd. It’ a site made for gamers by gamers with jokes that only a gamer or true nerd would find funny. If you don’t find the jokes funny, you don’t belong here. Some of the jokes are offensive in nature and some of the information is often misleading. That’s what makes Old-Wizard so interesting. Like a crotchety old man who believes he knows everything, we dispense information out and care not if you take offense or find it useful. We’re just as interested in making a joke or movie reference as we are about reviewing a game.
At Old-Wizard.com, the focus is not on one game or particular form of game. Through the use of our brains and to the burden of our wallets, we review all manner of gaming. Some of it being new, some of it being old, some being on consoles, some being on table tops, some using dice, and some using counters. Were not too picky on what type of game it is, but we’re extremely critical.
Our staff is a crack-shot team of super gamers that break the bounds created by the word uber. We have a staff of 9 people, 9 companions to challenge the nine ringwraiths. However, when you line the staff up, you can only count two humans. That’s due to each of the two having 4.5 split personalities inside their heads making a total party of 9 which is a good number, the reasons being the aforementioned above. So two humans, 9 minds, and one internet connection brings you the most comprehensive all encompassing internet miracle in cyberspace.

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Welcome to Old-Wizard 2.0. We are here to destroy all of your preconceived notions of what a nerd is. If you’ve made it this far, you’re in the club. This site is for all of you with felt pouches of dice. This is for all of you who still see the world in 8 bits. This is for anyone who has not sold back a math text book because you haven’t finished all of the problems yet. For everyone who has an original x-wing still in the package, this site is yours. If you’ve referred to your friends as either “nerf-hearder” or “rouge-2,” welcome aboard. Anyone who laughs every time they think about ET for 2600, we know you. If you understand how the TI-89 destroys the TI-91 hands down, you are no longer alone. We are you. This site reflects us. It’s not the prettiest thing on the internet, it can’t play basketball very well, and it is extraordinarily good at math.
We are Old-Wizards. Our staff sat together at the pub one night and argued about top ten lists. Horror movies, King books, super heroes, bands, magic cards, and more. On the way home that night I was mad that we didn’t get to debate the top ten mathematical theories. We don’t think we are an authority about any of these things, but having that beer table forum made me feel more a part of a group than anything I could remember doing in the past (besides being a math Olympiad in 7 th grade…). What if this forum reached the infinite masses of the internet? What if we could include every gamer in the world to debate the things we love? What if everything that made us feel different and depressed our entire lives was used to finally create acceptance on a mass level? The answer is Old-Wizard. The power is now in our hands. The revolution has begun. Roll the dice young Jedi’s, then tell us all about it.
The power is in your hands,
Old-Wizard Staff

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Q: Is this site for real? A: You're looking at an image on a computer. How do you know that's real? What is real? Q: Who are you guys? A: We are the servants of a sacred fire, wielder of the fla...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:16:00 GMT