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About Me

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. sex is not a question, yes is the answer. Woman was God's second mistake. The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. The truth is more important than the facts. Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work!!!

My Interests

basketball, soccer, skateboarding, fishing, watching movie and news.

I'd like to meet:

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. There is no sincerer love than the love of food. How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. Happiness is good health and a bad memory. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Music:

R&B, Alternative,

Movies:

Comedy,

Books:

Comics,