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Ceemoe

For all Your ARGH-ing needs!

About Me


Well Im a Concert Pianist who quit playing due to a horrible accident with a bowling ball and a blender. Scarred for life after 'the incident' i decided to become a grave robber, but alas found that in order to rob them i had to dig them up first. Since I would already be diggin them i might as well get paid for it. No sense in diggin em for free now is there?I Am Beerslut the Red What is YOUR pirate name?

My Interests

Well, i like to make monkeys out of styrofoam, and then set them in little rows and pretend they are my army of minions. Go forth now denizens of the night. Hence forth from this day onward you all show call me Overlord C. My monkeys and I shall destroy your existence. Resistance is much appreciated.

I'd like to meet:

The REAL Edward Scissorhands. Come on, You know he's out there. OOh, and Treebeard from LOTR. He's rad.

Music:

Hungarian Swing, British chick rap, and of course... my banjo. Rilo Kiley is the greatest band in the world. The Dresden dolls own. Nellie Mckay. Muse. My new obsession Staind. Alanis Morissette. Evanescence. Pink. Allison Moorer and the Dixie Chicks (my country side). The classic-ness of Sheryl Crow. No Doubt - back before the egos. Jed - cuz i gotta.

Movies:

Coming soon to a page near you!!!! Keep an eye out. Either here or at exit89.

Television:

What the hell is this 'television' thing of which you speak?

Books:

Neil Gaiman - the master of all. Terry Brooks - a new and fantastic discovery for me. Christopher Moore - sarcasm at its finest. Jeff Long - hell? yes! Harry Potter - cuz they rule. Phillip Pullmans Dark Materials - too beautiful to describe. The Sea of Trolls - amazing in every way. Chuck Palahniuk - demented fun! And pretty much anything else with words. Except romance (quivering members not my thing) or mystery (who dunnit? who cares)

Heroes:

Pirates. I love pirates. Always wanted to be one!

My Blog

I Blame the cheese or maybe the mouse.

So its 1:45 pm and I have been sick since 3 this morning. I'm not saying it was the mere fact that I walked into a place with cheese in the name, but I'm so fucking blaming it on that. It seeped ...
Posted by Ceemoe on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 01:48:00 PST

O'Shaylee & his continued quest for Avril

One day...One day.
Posted by Ceemoe on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:47:00 PST

Greetings From O'Shaylee

Greetings all of you trivial little tall people. Me name be O'Shaylee. I am a gnome/dwarf currently residing in Ceemoe's place of work. Sadly I am living there because me lady (that would be me ship) ...
Posted by Ceemoe on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 05:26:00 PST