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John

I am back in VA bitches!!! Watch Out here she comes!!!

About Me


You Are 96% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

My Interests


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Name: JOHN
Birthday: 4/9/80.. i know...thats a long time ago
Birthplace: Virginia
Current Location: Fort Myers FL
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: depends on the time of year usually highlighted tips
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: both (wink wink)
Your Heritage: does gossip queen count
The Shoes You Wore Today: work shoes :(
Your Weakness: chocolate, and these new fangled video games wow are they hard
Your Fears: the world runs out of capt'n morgans NOOOOOOOO
Your Perfect Pizza: all meat none of that veggie or fruit crap
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go back to NYC god i love that city
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHY!!!!!!!!!!! SO DAMN EARLY!!!!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: when the sun is coming up and the birds are singing
Your Most Missed Memory: friends back home and road trips
Pepsi or Coke: capt'n with a kiss of coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: god i hate fast food the worst thing in the world to put in you
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: put some capt'n in nestea and away we go
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: frapuccino (bows)
Do you Smoke: trying to quit but not working
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: if thats what you want to call it
Do you Shower Daily: not allowed must bath once a month masters orders
Have you Been in Love: with capt'n j/k no
Do you want to go to College: have been love it too much the party part at least
Do you want to get Married: not legal talk to W about that one
Do you belive in yourself: i am here
Do you get Motion Sickness: well sometimes when i close my eyes the room spins (lol)
Do you think you are Attractive: wow thats a little personal but no
Are you a Health Freak: yes i used to love health class
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them love them cant wait till rainy season
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: LMAO :)
In the past month have you Smoked: LMAO :)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: LMAO :)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: god i hate the malls here but i have to say yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: well some but only on Hour in a Candy Stores
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not big dont like fish you know being gay and all
In the past month have you been on Stage: well yes actually had to do drag for a show wow
In the past month have you been Dumped: never i do the dumping thank you very much
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no too damn cold that pool water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i found a fab pair of glasses at work
Ever been Drunk: LMAO!!!!
Ever been called a Tease: LMAO!!!!
Ever been Beaten up: i do not remember
Ever Shoplifted: yup back in the day
How do you want to Die: i do not want to die but i would have to say in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blond
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 6' +
Weight: 170-210
Best Clothing Style: anything A&F
Number of Drugs I have taken: WHOA!!!!!!! cant honestly answer that i usually forget what i take
Number of CDs I own: over 200
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3

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What type of partier are you? Your Result: Hardcore drunk

You are usually the first one at the bar, right after work, before anyone else gets there. You tend to be quite buzzed before a single of your friends show up, and keep on drinkin when they get there. You often forget your credit card at the bar and have to retreive it the next day, and can never believe the bill is so high. At parties, you are still drinking while most of the rest of the party is passed out and sleeping. It takes you forever to catch a buzz, and even longer for a buzz to go away. You're made for this lifestyle!


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My Blog

Rules of being a bar guest 2

Someone once pointed out to me the fact that there seems to be a micro-economy in the service industry. Restaurant workers take their tip money out to bars and clubs at night and give it to the barten...
Posted by John on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:19:00 PST

Dear Doctor Laura (bitch)

Those of us at the Unauthorized Troy Wilkinson MySpace page believe that this bulletin originally posted by Robinick is worth reposting. Thank you for your highly informative bulletin.On her radio sho...
Posted by John on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:26:00 PST

must read for all cheap bastards and the ones who r tipped by them

1. IF you can afford to go out to eat, But you can't afford to tip, guess what, you can't afford to go out to eat.2. This is 2006 people, 10% is not acceptable anymore. Standard tipping for GOOD servi...
Posted by John on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:22:00 PST

mom attacks the right

Jul 18, 2006 8:10 AM Subject: Please read and pass along... Body: The following is a letter to the editor that appeared in the Valley News out of Vermont where the gay marriage issue is being endles...
Posted by John on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 08:48:00 PST

hurricane readyness

FLORIDA HURRICANE PREPARATION You all should be aware of hurricane preparations, but in case you need a refresher course: We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any minute now, you'r...
Posted by John on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:57:00 PST

6 rules of being a bar customer!!!!!!

6 RULES OF THE BAR - FROM THE BARTENDER!!!!! A MUST KNOW!!! ...
Posted by John on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:07:00 PST