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About Me

•I am agnostic, because I believe in God but I dont like his fan clubs.•Im trying to better myself around people, because I dont want everyone to my friend, just hate me less than they do now.•I sit on the computer chair, in front of my computer, for 26 hours a day. Just because it entertains me.•I am addicted to guns, pens, sniping, bullets, rain, girls in socks, music, video games, probably a drug (because its cliché), ramen, cartoons, birds, and sunsets (or sunrises in reverse).•I believe the Greeks created the world and the Romans ruled it.•I hate apostrophes.•I have the body fat of a rock and have no problems with my physical appearance. If I cared how I looked I would have taken my eyes out a long time ago.•I am paranoid. Ask my shadow.•I work out, I enjoy the bruised feeling of a good workout. Im not buff, and I never will be. I'd just like to have a small chance of surviving a car crash instead of being tossed around like a rag doll.•I listen to rap now. I used to be against it. And I still kind of am. Theres a lot of underground-esqe rap groups that have really caught my attention.•I hate censorship.•I love contradicting myself and listen to people try to think they know what theyre talking about by pointing it out.•I think Darwin is a genius.•I listen to the music I like, because I can go from listening to Pink Floyd to Coolio. I do not think genres of music warrant a restriction to other genres.•I think too much and complicate already simple things.•I am an arrogant jerk only when I want to be.•My best friends: A distant girl from Arizona, a Filipino Spartan, a fat and tall debater that no one likes, a country bumpkin Hawaiian, a telemarketer from Iowa (and his girlfriend), a 28 year old coworker, and the two greatest heroes of our time Sean Foster and Aaron Lawrence.•I have an entire music playlist set aside on my computer to listen to while I shoot people on Battlefield 2.•I have read the dictionary, but remember very little from it.•I read murder mystery books.•If it was humanly possible or safe, I would eat string cheese all day.•I like vanilla more than chocolate.•I love subtle horror.•My favorite animal is a mourning dove.•I think Chuck Norris is just a guy who got his butt whipped by Bruce Lee.•Fire is awesome as long as its not on me.•I could really care less about sexual orientation.•I like how everyone will probably read “sex” first on this page.•I am lazy, but I can run a 7 minute mile.•I’m not afraid of heights, just falling from them.•I think being racist should only be taken in the context of what is being said.
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My Interests

Guns. Excessively addicted to guns. Get me going and theres no stoppin me. Legos, still have my legos. Theyre in the middle of a low level conflict between political parties. I enjoy working out.I have a sock fetish. Its pretty ballin'.

I'd like to meet:

Various people...

Music:

Is my life.

Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Black Sabbath, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Queen, The Prodigy, The Crystal Method, The Doors, Eric Clapton, CCR, Coolio, The Beastie Boys, Ice Cube, Flaming Lips, Lily Allen, Goldfrapp, Hieroglyphics, Cake, The White Stripes, The Who, Warren Zevon, Sublime.

Movies:

300, Crash, The Replacement Killers, The Blues Brothers, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Kiss Of The Dragon, Enter The Dragon, Return Of The Dragon, Fists Of Fury, Game Of Death, Romeo Must Die.

Television:

Simpsons (because youre not an american if you dont), Futurama, King Of The Hill, Man vs. Wild (burn in hell Les Stroud), Dirty Jobs, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Home Movies, Monk, How Its Made. Just a whole lotta cartoons too. Also.

Books:

Harlan Coben is my god of murder mystery.

Heroes:

Ms. Christina. Sean Foster. Aaron Lawrence. The inventor of Maruchan Ramen noodles. Rockstar (the game company, the drink is disgusting kthx.) Estephanie (for withstanding all the shit I give her). Stoney.

My Blog

The truth well you know there's no stoppin' it...

So... one more blog for the ages.  The subject title, pretty simple.  Its a lyric from "The Denial Twist" by The White Stripes.  A lot of people dont like The White Stripes, a...
Posted by | Yakuza | on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:25:00 PST

Trip like I do...

So... Another blog... If my number of posts were an age, they could legally drink now.  Just a thought.  Crystal Method.  One of my now favorite bands, redid a song called "Trip Like I ...
Posted by | Yakuza | on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 11:24:00 PST

I have scruples...

So... Long time since my last bloggage.  Lot has happened, very much of it very important.  As for the title?  Well its a line from Grosse Pointe Blank.  John Cusack is a professio...
Posted by | Yakuza | on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:18:00 PST

Poptart cokes...

So... after a long long time away from the computer, I can finally sit down and type up a new blog.  To explain the title, heres a little background.  I go to restaurants and ask them to mix...
Posted by | Yakuza | on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:06:00 PST

Offend in every way...

It is 12:32am, Sunday July 30th, 2006, and I, the Yak, am feeling strange.  First off, before I explain why.  Lets get all of the updates out of the way. On the job, I got paid.  Not go...
Posted by | Yakuza | on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:31:00 PST

The end of laughter and soft lies...

So... Cant go wrong with a Doors lyric to start off a new blog.  Rather difficult to type with a gash on my thumb.  I hit the spacebar with my left thumb.  There is a very impressive sm...
Posted by | Yakuza | on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:58:00 PST

Aggressive napkins...

So... I've been working.  Its pretty cool and lame.  Like when I first get there, the first 2 hours of my day are spent taking about a hundred boxes out of 3 seperate freezers and then "segr...
Posted by | Yakuza | on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:16:00 PST

Do not use as bicycle seat and waffle maker at the same time...

So... Today was the 4th of July.  What a great way to celebrate our country by blowing up a small portion of it.  Now dont get me wrong, Im not one of those "anti-american lol 4th of July is...
Posted by | Yakuza | on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:13:00 PST

The echo of a distant time comes willowing across the sand...

So... The cops showed up at my house.  Well, heres the story.  Our phone line was cut during some construction going on a block away, and we couldnt recieve or send calls out (obviously :p)....
Posted by | Yakuza | on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 02:22:00 PST

I rest my cake...

So... Today is Sunday, my dad left for Texas today, he wont be back in 2 weeks.  I walked into my room "ninja-christmas" style, peering ever so curiously into my room in hopes that he might have ...
Posted by | Yakuza | on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:38:00 PST