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kelly jo

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About Me


I like to go sightseeing, preferably on windy days. ..Some day I hope to be a lounge singer, preferably doing really bad impressions of really bad songs, and laughing hysterically at myself. I think I am the funniest person alive, even if I am the only one who believes it! I am horrifically clumsy, even after being in dance classes for many years. Still, walls and sharp objects constantly pop up infront of me. I honestly believe being a nanny is the best job in the entire world, and i miss my little ones in Denver. I wish Steve Perry was still on stage, ok I wish his side pipe was still in affect!! Why is Sean Connory so stinkin hot!?? I love traveling the world, it only confirms how lame sitting still is!! barcelona is awesome! I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Sweden, xo Therese! mi casa full of friends just the way i like it. Traveling, riding my granny bicycle, mopping floors, watching great documentaries, books, learning, singing (especially to Journey), kareoke, dancingmy sacto girlies! soul dance parties bbq, planting plants, beautiful tattoos, Beautiful women also intrigue me with their pose and charm. Classic burlesque performers, classic hollywood, and pin-ups are my personal favorite!"She had a saucy innocence that is both contemporary and provocative, and also nostalgic." Hugh M. Hefner

I'd like to meet:

BILL MURRAY,Otis, sweet Otis Redding. Marvin Gaye, Ray Charles, Etta James, the lead singer of The Darkness, Gwenie, Thora Birch, Louise Brooks Steve Buschimi (cant spell), Michael Madsen, Tony Soprano, Johnny Cash, Ms. Monroe, JFK, Shane McGowan, Monique Powell, Marlene Dietrich Miss Taylor

Music:

.... " Monique Powell, Marilyn MonroeOut On Bail, Call Sign Cobra, Brody, Journey, Motown, The TemptationsRay, Otis, Supremes, Gwenie gwen gwenACDC, Johnny Cash, folk and blue grass, The Darkness, Curtis Mayfield, Marvin Gaye, Etta JamesThe Postal Service, Lucero, Ani Defranco, pretty much everything that makes me smile or laugh or cry, or get drunk and cause problems. I can thank Flogging Molly for that!

Movies:

Grease, Dirty Dancing, Ghost World, Lost In Translation, The Secretary Braveheart, Pride and Predjudice, The Big One, Rodger and Me, Farenheit 911, Kung Fu Hustle (OUTSTANDING), Motorcycle Diaries...

Television:

PROJECT RUNWAY, So you think you can dance, Sex and the City, Sopranos, discovery channel, and history channel. And, most recently, for some apparent reason, Fashion TV, which is totally ridiculous but very addictive (when in zurich), and AI

Books:

Jane Austen

Heroes:

my madre

My Blog

Mama I'm Comin Home!

Yes, that's right. After almost four months the handsome man and I are coming back to D-Town. We were actually laughing today about going back to Colfax, straight from Switzerland. Horrifying. I've l...
Posted by kelly jo on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:28:00 PST

barcelona smells like pee and poo

we're in barcelona, just getting ready to head back to zurich actually, and we have yet to see much of the city. it's been quite a haul, as in uhaul, cause the convention sucked. however, the city is ...
Posted by kelly jo on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 07:21:00 PST

Rock N Roll kareoke is Awesome!

Last night we went to bar in Zurich that had kareoke. However, there was no cheesy kareoke machine, oh, no...there was a live band! It was one of the most entertaining things I have ever witnessed. Th...
Posted by kelly jo on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 07:56:00 PST

hotel boats make me sick!!

we just got to Zurich after being in Stockholm for 5 days, and I still feel like I'm rocking on the boat. seriously not recommended to stay on a hotel boat unless the boat is the size of Noah's ark. o...
Posted by kelly jo on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 05:14:00 PST

The Hills Are Alive...WIth the sound of mUSIC!!

WE'RE OFF TO ZURICH ON THE 29TH OF AUGUST. WE'RE GONNA STAY WITH THIS AMERICAN GUY THAT MOVED THERE ON THE LAMB AND MARRIED THIS YOUNG SWISS CHICK. WE'VE MET EM BOTH AND THEY'RE TOTALLY RADICAL. I'M S...
Posted by kelly jo on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 09:30:00 PST