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Ryan

You can kick and scream, eat healthy, or binge... but you will not make it out alive... so the best

About Me

Firstly, my name is Ryan Mitchell Jayne, I have the two best brothers anyone could ask for, Douglas Cole, and Joe Ray Howard. I havethe friends a person would die for, my superbest friend, Ariel Renae, is the most amazing person I have ever known, or will ever know for that matter... I dont spend much time with my real family, my father is awesome, and I wish I could be like him... no, more than him. My mother may have hurt me in the past, but I know shes not that person anymore. My sister is the greatest, I love her to death.My "secondary family" consists of five amazing people, whom I truly do love. Wendi, Nina, James, Alijah, and Willow.I write, dark, funny, love, science fiction... you name it, Ive probably written about it.

My Interests

Comic books, movies, books, stories, music.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Billy Joel, Black Sabbath, Flogging Molly, Frank Sinatra, (A bit of) From First To Last, Green day's early stuff, Jimmy Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Journey, Kansas, Matchbox 20, Metalica, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Misfits, Paramore, Queen, The Stones, Stephen Lynch, Styx, Sublime, Tenacious D, and Weird Al.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, The Star Wars Saga, Spider-Man, X-Men, Dramas, Comedy, Horror, Chick Flicks, and the like.

Television:

Bleh... Quantum Leap, Star Trek(TNG, Voyager, DS9, Enterprise), Family Guy, South park, That 70's Show, Nip/Tuck, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. There are more, but I feel Im boring you...

Books:

The Dark Tower Series, The Halo books, The His Dark Material books, Red Dragon, Hanibal Rising, GOOSEBUMPS!!!!!!

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell.

My Blog

Things Were Different Back Then...

     I sit on a stool... in a bar, at the edge of town. I get a beer, and chug the golden liquid. I order another and look down. Its not what most would call a nice bar, it smells ...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 08:21:00 PST

Scribbles on a Napkin...

(I wrote this, with the thought that 'If I get it out of my head, maybe Ill stop saying these things to myself, so far, it is unsuccessful.)Every time I fill my car, my head spins.Every time the cold ...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 03:26:00 PST

I Saw You Again...

Your hair sprawled against your, hunched over, back...A cigarette rests in your hand...Your skin is covered in a layer of thin sweat...You are beautiful, even if he doesn't think so...Your elbow is re...
Posted by Ryan on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:14:00 PST

When Have You Ever Listened?

     I see you, for only moments at a time, today, its in your car, you struggle to get your window down, after you finally get the thing down, you rummage through your purse, find...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:45:00 PST

The Demons Jump From My Tounge...

I don't need to hide anymore...I am sick of it... Sneaking in the shadows like some sort of imp...I will no longer be a slave to whomever thinks I am abnormal...I will however write under a new n...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 08:08:00 PST

Who Could Possibly Oppose Me...

      "The Church of Echs Di is growing more powerful..."A hooded figure told The Evil King as three of the most beautiful women tend to his every desire. He waves a bored han...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:46:00 PST

Well Boys, We Have Arrived...

     "Fuh-king Christ!" Chuck half yawned, "someone coulda told me that driving through southern Oklahoma would be so God damn boring."     "I could have told you th...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:09:00 PST

I Can See This Problem Growing...

Authors Note:                            (When I wrote this, I spoke with an Engli...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:43:00 PST

I Tell You now... Stay Away From Her Mitchell. Far Away...

     I am full aware of the repercussions of these actions, as I was when the actions were taken. I was as aware as I am now... Just, not prepared...     I stan...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 06:23:00 PST

Look at all the lonely people...

     They all crawl in, one by one... Brian, Mike, Doug, Joseph. Then there was the Little Old Lady.      Brian hobbled toward Doug and Joseph. "Doug, Joseph?" ...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:45:00 PST