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About Me

hey im kylie aka k.g aka dyke aka kylie. i am a girl who likes girls. I like to, no wait... i love to get drunk and fuck up spastic style. mmmmm i love food and i have force fed myself many times because i dont want to waste it. My drink is Jim Beam. One of the only men i love. Im not usually serious, unless its needed to be done, i CAN hold a normal/serious conversation. I have a true erection for piercings and tattoos. I have three tattoos and will be getting more. I have many piercings and same goes for that too. Im extremely devoted to my close friends and family. My little sister is awsum as fuck. Im not an emotional person, i find it hard to express them, so i just simply dont. I have walls that people will never break because im stubborn, but i'm not a bitch. Im open about anything else, especially sex. I am not ladylike in the slightest and will fart and burp in front of anyone. Dont compliment me, i hate that more than being sober... seriously. I love my job at home hardware, its the pants. Im a weird being, but people that know me, are used to it. I do what i feel like and that makes me happy, dont try and hold me back.... il end up hating you. Have a good day now young chaps
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My Interests

i love my food itz my hobby i love movies, im a very big fan of wearing my pjz when itz not near bed time, i sleep alot.i try and skate i try and play guitar.i suk at both but oh well i hav plenty of time to get better. I love my music. mmmm body mods make me feel sassy. I hate trends i despise them. call me emo and you can meet my friend fist,he likes your face already!I drink out of the water jug and milk carton to save "dishes".I constantly piss outdoors when im with friends.gross yes but so funny and convenient.love me, hate me, ignore me i dont give a stinking fuck, but im nice and welcoming to those who are nice to me. but if your going to be one of those fuckers who are close minded pieces of shit, i will want to rip your eyes out.

I'd like to meet:

ummm let me see.... i wood love to meet edward norton he's so talented and amazing.DELTA GOODRUM,KYLIE MINOGUE,SIMPLE PLAN to burn their faces with old cat piss. Will farrell and Jim carey, cuz they fukn crack me up and the following people because they are tasty looking: jess beil, angelina jolie,elisha cuthbert,jess alba,michelle branch, alanis morrisette, brodie dalle, spongebob squarepants, stewie from family guy,ya mum cuz she likes me in the sack n many more

Music:

i am open to most music but my favourite type of music wood have to be anything from- rock, METAL*, industrial, golden oldies, blues etc... ill name as many of my favourite bands as i can: *KITTIE*, Dimmu Borgir, Children Of Bodom, Chimaira, Anorexia Nervosa, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Slipknot, The Distillers, Oldschool Silverchair, Killswitch Engage, Killing Heidi, Manson, System of a Down, Wednesday 13, Murderdolls, Death By Stereo, Unwritten Law, Tool, Soilwork, A Perfect Circle, Placebo, Coal Chamber, Dope, Drowning Pool, Pink Floyd, Stone Sour, Deftones, Godsmack, Mudvayne, Stevie Nicks, Fear Factory, Led Zeppelin, Slayer, Cradle Of Filth, Bob Dylan, Pantera, Nirvana, The Beatles, Skyhooks, Hatebreed, Il Nino, Deftones, Static X, my dad's band Black And Blue, 13 STEPS TO NO WHERE!!! get the jist kiddies?....

Movies:

i love the following movies with all my pants: clockwork orange, donnie darko, dawn of the dead, shawn of the dead, anchorman, oldschool, D.E.B.S, cky-jackass, Haggard, Napoleon Dynamite, superstar, josie and the pussy cats, 13, Spongebob squarepants, American History X, The Goonies, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Full Metal Jacket, Kill Bill vol.1, Zoolander, The Shining, Butterfly effect, War of the worlds, grease, saw 1,2, blade 1,2,3, fight club, lesbian porn um yeah cant think of any more....

Television:

Spongebob Squarepants, Invader Zim, Fairly Odd Parents, Ren and Stimpy, Angry Beavers, Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, Punk'd, Little Britain, The Royal Family, Maury Povich, Sex And The City, Whos Line Is It Anyway?, **The L-Word**, Queer As Folk, Documentaries-especially ones on spirits, hauntings, deep sea or natural disasters, Most cartoons, Cant stand the O.C or Lost they suck and i have no interest for them....oh my and i despise Charmed, stupid piece of shit

Books:

i love barbie enchantress colouring books they rev my engine... pfft i love the tomorrow series by james marsden i think is his name well any way they are fukn good. Mystery, phenomina, alien related books are excellent. I have many comics which I have grown up with and love very much so, and of course i love dictionaries but hey who doesnt!!!!

Heroes:

Rhys. My twinnies ang n chubbs.All my mates who i care dearly for. Both of my Pops who have past away, u r both my beautiful heroes. Spongebob Squarepants, The queen of course pffft...

My Blog

clouds

here i am again... sitting underneath that cloud of dark. why does it float above me as though im not being harmed. i strain to watch it... waiting for it to drift away with the slight breeze that kis...
Posted by blah BLAH blah on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:07:00 PST

the movie with a great ending

I cant be the weak one. I wont be the weak one. Cant give in. Wont give in. I would rather just drink instead. Dont talk about emotions with me. Dont talk about my emotions to me. ...
Posted by blah BLAH blah on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:49:00 PST

WHY why WHY why WHY

why do you haunt me? i want you gone, but i want you in my life. Your drinking wont help, its killing you. I miss you so much it hurts. You anger me so much i want to hit you. How can u just make me c...
Posted by blah BLAH blah on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:53:00 PST

always and forever ang

Why do I carry with me the burden of over thinking?It truly is a disease and i cant cure it. I sleep so much because i'm so exhausted from life and the shit ive been through. I know who my true friend...
Posted by blah BLAH blah on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:52:00 PST

why wont i allow happyness?

I need to stop listening to the voices pounding into my mind. Screaming and whispering at the same time.... Don't do itIt will end in painShe's a good kid, dont fuck her upWhen will you learnJust end ...
Posted by blah BLAH blah on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:24:00 PST

what could have been of this?

why do I feel this extreme feeling of emptyness? Like I'm the only person surrounded by darkness in this cruel place? Last night I failed again. I failed to hold it in, and the consequence was pain. I...
Posted by blah BLAH blah on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 03:11:00 PST

emotional abuse

We sat there and talked like friends should and it felt good to be natural again with you.... But as soon as I talk about something, it's almost as if your body shuts down and your blank me out. I hat...
Posted by blah BLAH blah on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:19:00 PST

we're in love

I scream silently and violently into the reflection. My eyes bloodshot and empty. I look at the marks and bruises from your anger, it scares me how much damage you cause to me. You walk in t...
Posted by blah BLAH blah on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 05:10:00 PST

my dirtiest confession

I sit here thinking, writing about you. You are my topic, my heartbeat..... I cannot help myself by ridding you from my life. You are the drug that I crave so deeply and passionately. E...
Posted by blah BLAH blah on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:34:00 PST

...be'lie'ving is a lie...

why do people insist on believing love is a magical ride that makes you feel so special and unique because of the amazing connection, love and trust they have with their partner...dont they reali...
Posted by blah BLAH blah on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 06:18:00 PST