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Assassin for hire

About Me

I am Kenny, I am 5'10", I weigh 154 pounds, I am intelligent, I like martial arts, video games, computers, being a nerd, eating children, scaring people, going to disneyland, making money, throwing things, sword fighting, nunchucks, various weapons and logic.

I dislike closed minded people and anyone who stops me from doing something that I like. If you are the sort of person to seriously think that you are cool because you say "Oh yeah, well, you suck!" as if it really was an insult I don't want to be your friend.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Humans mostly. Female.
You Have A Type A Personality
A
You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood You tend to succeed at everything you attempt And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top!You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested You have the perfect personality for business and atheltic success Do You Have a Type A Personality?
How much of a computer geek are you?

Hacker
You know your perls from your pythons, your dlls from your libs and your kernels from your modules. You enjoy computing at a spiritual level. You drink much caffeine.

My Blog

Sword Chucks Actually Available

www.nuklearpower.com better known as 8-bit theater is a webcomic site about the original Final Fantasy. He has odd ideas, one is called swordchucks. I made a movie with swordchucks. ftp://swordchucks....
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 00:29:00 GMT

I got my car!

2004 mustang 40th anniversary special edition 193 hp 23 mpg average manual blue 35,000 miles really good price
Posted by on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 22:51:00 GMT

The car...

I have decided what car I want. After hours of being online and looking at cars, I decide that I want a 2004 mustang, blue, manual transmission. After more hours online I find out that there IS no blu...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 22:16:00 GMT

Brains are our friends, especially when we are being WATCHED

Hello my name is Megan Smith and I am a retard.  I found out that myspace was bought by a big business and will be monitoring the entire website for commercial information.  I continue to te...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 00:13:00 GMT

The vehicle formerly known as my car.

I was driving on the 91 to San Bernardino for work, and everyone started breaking kinda hard.  The guy behind me was going way too fast to stop.  I knew that my car was totaled no matter wha...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Aug 2005 14:02:00 GMT

Sword chucks!!!

I sent the following to Brian the person who runs Nuklear Power. "I am the real deal.  I have practiced with nunchucks and am ready to take on the challenge of sharing the amazing swordchuckery...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Aug 2005 18:22:00 GMT

System.out.println("Hello World");

It's nice to be here.  I have come from far and wide to bring you the best entertainment I possibly can.  As you might already know, I am working on being a ninja because ninjas can destroy ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Aug 2005 21:00:00 GMT