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About Me

my name's joseph but for some reason people call me joey or joejoe. whatever. I'm 21 yrs old from the philippines about 5'8" tall and tan all year long (jealous?). On my free time i like to surf, skimboard, play my guitar, play paintball, sleep (a lot) and eat out. I'm pretty laid back, i just like to chill or go to the beach...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph/Umil
Birthday: March 7 85'
Birthplace: Bacolod City, Pinas
Current Location: Sunny... well not so much mostly rainy FLORIDA...
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: too short, 5' 8
Right Handed or Left Handed: during what?
Your Heritage: pinoy
The Shoes You Wore Today: Rasta colored flipflops (yah man)
Your Weakness: Chuck Norris - the only guy that can defeat me.
Your Fears: Come on im a tactical badass! I can take on anything!
Your Perfect Pizza: It doesn't matter if i have the munchies i have the munchies.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Too many
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtf? but seriously i dont im
Thoughts First Waking Up: come on eyes open up for me, dont be shy
Your Best Physical Feature: my toes, my knees, my shoulder, my head x2
Your Bedtime: dont matter
Your Most Missed Memory: Hate to say this but i miss Jersey?
Pepsi or Coke: COKE because pepsi tastes like chicken.
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: single, gigidy, gigidy, gigidy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sweet tea - not raspberry, not strawberry but sweet!
Chocolate or Vanilla: caramel sutra
Cappuccino or Coffee: hazelnut coolata
Do you Smoke: do you want to die you mean?
Do you Swear: a lot - it depends
Do you Sing: really bad but i can play the guitar! mwahahaha!
Do you Shower Daily: yup with milk and ketchup
Are you in Love: nah... not right now
Do you want to go to College: already did
Do you want to get Married: maybe way later on, when i grow up
Do you believe in yourself: of course im the smartest ass alive
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah i get sleepy
Do you think you are Attractive: very, haha! shit i dont know? - deuce deuce!
Are you a Health Freak: a wee bit
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: f**k no!
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, 12 string, harmonica
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YESSS!!!!!
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YUP a lot, like fitty times
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: damn right
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no shits nasty
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: uhhh... what stage i wasn't drunk on the stage singing YMCA? what?
In the past month have you been Dumped: That's a negative
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nahhh...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yeahhh...
Ever been called a Tease: yeahhh...
Ever been Beaten up: no...
Ever Shoplifted: no...
How do you want to Die: to tell you the truth im immortal, haha!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i want to be a AST! woopwoop!
What country would you most like to Visit: BRAZIL.....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: like light brown, it dont matter
Favourite Hair Color: brown/black
Short or Long Hair: mohawk
Height: about yey tall
Weight: and yey big
Best Clothing Style: Astronaut suit
Number of Drugs I have taken: ()
Number of CDs I own: a loooot
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ()
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My Interests

Reeses peanut butter cups! (for some reason that's the first thing that i thought of, hmmm...) anyways i like to sleep a lot and just be lazy all day, but during the weekends i try to take my brother and my sisters to the beach and go skimboarding and same stuff that i mentioned on top if you cared to read it.

I'd like to meet:

people from outer space... ... .....

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Music:

I like rock, ska, classic, and chill music like jack johnson, sublime, lbda, pepper, g love, incubus, skynyrd, marley, slightly stoopid, eagles, them franchise boyz, and a lot more.

Movies:

grandma's boy, waiting, forest gump, lock stock and two smoking barrels, girl next door, 50 first dates, man on fire, southpark, jackass the movie 1&2 and a lot more........

Television:

southpark, futurama, simpsons, family guy, american dad, golf channel, music videos and LAW and ORDER SVU - shits addicting.

Heroes:

You Know You're Filipino When...Your middle name is your mother's maiden name.Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy."You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby."You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun," "Ling-Ling," and "Mon-Mon." Mine by the way was "Eum-Eum."You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."You have four or five names.You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room. - not so true.You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18.You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets.You have a Sto. Nino shrine in your living room.You have a piano that no one plays.You keep a tabo in your bathroom.You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.You eat with your hands.You eat more than three times a day.You think a meal is not a meal without rice.You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals.Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the middle.You bring baon to work everyday.Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.You love to eat daing or tuyo.You prop up one knee while eating.ou eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, or bagoong.Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO!You love "dirty" ice cream.You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.You put hot dogs in your spaghetti.Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror.You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity.You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs."You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your friends and relatives each time you return from a trip.You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.You're a fashion victim.You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression.You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air.You cover your mouth when you laugh.You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen, "stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste, "canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn on or turn off (as in the lights).You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.You like everything imported or "state-side."You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke.You have a relative who is a nurse.When you're in a restaurant, you wipe your plate and utensils before using them.You can squeeze 15 passengers into your five seater car without a second thought.You wave a pom-pom on a stick around the food to keep the flies away.You always ring a doorbell twice, assuming that the first ring was not heard.You let the phone ring twice before answering, lest you appear overly eager.Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.You're proud to be Filipino - and you pass these jokes on to all your Filipino friends!