ABOUT THE ELUSIVE DE-CHAN
The creature known as De-chan can be found on what scientists believe to be a permanent 24/7 sugar high and enjoys dragging unsuspecting victims along for the ride! This puppy-like creature is always looking for something to entertain herself. When all else fails she turns to mischief! This rare and exotic creature sports a shiny brownish-redish-blonde colored coat (a color specialists have renamed "bledown") that is kept shiny by her insatiable appetite for candy. The De-chan is often found clinging in an almost parasitic or symbiotic (scientists still cannot agree upon which)relationship to the even more elusive Jason, an intelligent tiger-like creature that was originally bred near the shores of Asia. 0_o
The typical De-chan, in her natural habitat, can often be found enjoying such activities as hiking, sparring, climbing trees, randomly singing, sewing, running about aimlessly, writing, drawing, making others smile, learning new tricks, going on crazy misadventures, watching movies, listening to music, playing video games, cosplaying, dancing in an uncoordinated fashion, reading comic books, playing D&D, traveling yonder to anime cons or ren fairs, glomping or giving noogies to unsuspecting victims, and causing other such mischeif.
Although hostile at times, this rare creature, when tamed, can be a very loyal and entertaining housepet that has been sought by royalty the world over. When attempting to capture one remember that it can easily be charmed by presenting it with anything pertaining to the following: anime, manga, werewolves, vampires, Japanese Hibachi, animals, EGL, cosplay, puns, corny jokes, martial arts, wolves, candy, swords, and people who can do amazing tricks or have a good natural scent without using perfumes. If no such resources are available, improvise! Remember this creature is easily distracted/amused.
Although seemingly innocent, the De-chan is equipped with razor sharp fangs and claws (made jagged from years of extensive nail-biting) -- neither of which should be taken lightly. The number one thing that this creature loathes more than anything is none other than the destroyer of worlds and kicker of innocent puppies (*NOTE* some of these facts may have been exaggerated*) BOB DYLAN!! Playing a song by him will cause the De-chan to enter a Berserker rage in which the offender will be pummeled mercilessly disgruntled lawn gnomes for several hours.
Other things to avoid confronting the De-chan with include syringes, hurting one of her pack members, unnecessarily perverted things, motion sickness, materialistic preps, drugs, and people who lie, cheat, hurt others, shift the blame, get drunk/take drugs all of the time, are chovanistic, etc, etc.
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