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~ ♥ marie poon pie ♥ ~

if knowledge is power & power corrupts......hmmmm

About Me

im a shy 20 yr old human being with a vagina. im from san antonio,tx and have left my good friends and beloved siblings to attend uw-madison; im majoring in sociology. i don't do fear, gold, celebrities, cookie dough, raw stupidity, and flat-heeled shoes. i love chocolate and nuts, things with chocolate and nuts in them, and boys with milk/dark chocolate nuts. i also love laughter, pensive calmness, kindness not spawned from pity, and my poo whenever it comes out looking like mr. hanky. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *important* pls i am not romantically or sexually interested in guys over 28. no offense to yall but i dont want to bang guys that were in high school while i was learning my abc's, thank you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My Interests

EVERYthing...sex, death, poop, politics, fashion, zombies, food, religion, the future, cannibals, my family and friends, science, the past, etc. im on livejournal: http://miss-esoterique.livejournal.com/ AND on ok cupid: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=lullabyszu

I'd like to meet:

these guys: (that thing on her knee is a ball she's leaning on) AND ANYONE WHO WOULD TAKE THIS QUIZ: http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1142746501txt

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Music:

~~~~Genres: anything, esp older hip-hop and metal, electronic-based music, people who write their own stuff, and pretty voices & lyrics. i love all dancing music, from the older traditional music of different cultures to the moshing, ballroom, booty-shaking,glow-stick waving kind. And most emo, pop punk and country do not strike my fancy. ~~~~Favorite Artists: depeche mode, pantera, bjork, boyz II men, system of a down, lauryn hill, slayer, aaliyah, vnv, and the list goes on..

Movies:

most Adam Sandler movies, Quentin Tarantino movies, SNL movies, Jay and Silent Bob movies, most Disney movies, most Batman, X-Men,movies, Matt Stone and Trey Parker movies, Stephen King Movies, Fight Club, Punch Drunk Love, The Grudge, Interview with the Vampire, Kung Fu Hustle, Kung Pow, Life sucks, Raising Victor Vargas, Snatch, ...i'll add more later........Natural Born Killers, American History X, Boondock Saints, To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything-Julie Newmar, Edward Scissorhands, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Little Monsters, Monster Squad, Party Monster, Sin City, Austin Powers (the first 2), Corky Romano, Elf, Zoolander, UHF, Friday, American Beauty, Harold and Kumar, Shawshank Redemption, & Kazaam (yeah right, JK) uhmmm.....Tina Turner's movie,....Buffalo '66, A Clockwork Orange, Rules of Attraction, Bill and Ted movies, Kung Pow,...Equilibrium...The Grinch who stole Christmas (both of em)....Life Sucks,...

Television:

comedy, educational, and cooking programs/channels

Books:

I adopted a cute lil' giraffe fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! his name is yob

Heroes:

my abuelita Margarita Rivas, joel rogers, kat von d, matt stone and trey parker but mostly trey, bjork, tina fey (aside from her hillary smooching), gandhi, mlk, dan the savage love columnist, and that 11 year old boy who tricked his way onto a plane flight and when landed in dallas, led cops on a high speed car chase

My Blog

I just realized something gross...

Every time we eat eggs we are eating chicken period/menustration.  Eggs are not exactly parallel to the discharge from  a woman during her menustration cycle but both are intened to protect ...
Posted by ~ e marie poon pie e ~ on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:11:00 PST

ATTN: Obama and Hillary supporters

First things first:1. Anything would be better than the President we have now, even a battery-operated Mr. Potato Head 2. I know politicians and candidates are not perfect and they will err and commit...
Posted by ~ e marie poon pie e ~ on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:51:00 PST

im a liger

im a leo born in the year of the tiger. well im a leo/virgo cusp rising under sagittarius with my moon in pisces born in the year of the tiger. anyways, i thought i wld do a birthday resolution since ...
Posted by ~ e marie poon pie e ~ on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:58:00 PST

so i got bored and took a bunch of quizzes

..>..>..>..>..>..>..>You Are 40% LadyYou tend to make up your rules of etiquette, throwing all conventions aside.And while you try to be a lady (sometimes), your behavior is often quite shocking...>Ar...
Posted by ~ e marie poon pie e ~ on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 10:51:00 PST

blue eyes

    When I was 4/5 I believed everyone who had blue eyes was... more mentally different than usual.  I thought the blue iris dictated mental retardation. This belief was an acciden...
Posted by ~ e marie poon pie e ~ on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 05:45:00 PST

some survery

1. ASL? and What are you doing right now? 20, f, wi since i have the day off of work, im playing on the comp while i wait to meet w/ a dean...again 2. Do you eat bologna? not as much as i shd 3. What ...
Posted by ~ e marie poon pie e ~ on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:14:00 PST

White power, whoo!

I found this posted on my bulletin the other day. The original message is in black and my response is in red. Please keep in mind I'm not trying to dog on Caucasions (I think our country would be in t...
Posted by ~ e marie poon pie e ~ on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:51:00 PST

UNCLE SAM PROMOTES ANAL & ORAL SEX

I remembered something i was pondering about a couple of weeks ago: that the government is promoting anal and/or oral sex.  They discourage birth control and other forms of safe sex and preach ab...
Posted by ~ e marie poon pie e ~ on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 06:40:00 PST

"I'M A CLASSY-HONEY, KISSEY-HUGGEY, LOVEY-DOVEY GHETTO PRINCESS"


Posted by ~ e marie poon pie e ~ on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:53:00 PST