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Jacob

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I never started a race
Without shooting my own foot
I guess I run a little quicker
With some blood in my boot
You're right not to trust me
And I wouldn't if I were you
You should never trust a man
With a limp, and blood in his shoe

The men they call me sinner
And the women call me saint
I guess It's all because
I'm a few things most men ain't
So the preachers call me lucifer
And the drunks they call me christ
But I wouldn't be in this position
Without taking both of their advice

So I finally gave up
And fell down into the leaves
Then the devil picked me up
And I sold him my soul for unbruised knees
He said: "when you die you'll be burning down in hell"
The jokes on him because
I ain't got no soul to sell.

I make music: Wisdom is Lost, We Need a Dragon!

My Interests

writing. watching cartoon dvds with the commentary on.

I'd like to meet:

quiet people who sing loudly.

Music:

Experimental Pop, Old Gospel/Country Music,& Hip Hop

Movies:

2001, Dr. Strangelove, Straw Dogs, Sergio Leone, Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Last Waltz, This is Spinal Tap, The Life Aquatic.

Television:

mystery science theater.

Books:

Actual Air. The Road. Cathedral. Still Life of Woodpecker. Steps. St. Lucy's Home for Girls Raised by Wolves. The Believer.

Heroes:

David Berman

My Blog

6/13/05 2 CENTS....WHOA....

Well well well folks... too much has been going on, and too little has been written about. Well folks... they got him. Nope not deepthroat... the police have finally detained The KILLER COW!!!. Don...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

4/2/05 2 CENTS.....WOWZA

Heyyy folks, here's a fresh new 2 cents hot off the presses....meaning it's another collection of strange news clippings... with my "2 cents" under them... enjoy. 1.Bikinis on small children are a ...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

happy saint patty's day (ANOTHER 2 CENTS?)

Hey folks Happy Saint Patrick's Day, It's the day where we celebrate ummmm Saint Patrick... for some reason. Hey why not get wasted for him? Apparently Saint Patrick loved when people got drunk w...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NEW 2 CENTS (3/17/05) SAY WHAT?

New 2 cents Questions Here folks are your answers to your long and thought out questions, I only wish the answers followed the same formula.... 1. what is your favorite moment during the day? ...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2/7/05 2 CENTS

This week's 2 cents focuses on some of my favorite news story sentences, i will try to give a link for some of them, but I'm sure I'm bound to make up a couple... 1. "If Katie hadn't been walking...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

1/28/05 2 cents

Here you are "2 cent whores": As of late I've been pretty bored with a lot of things. I've been reading some good news, my favorite story in the past couple days is the guy in ohio who believes th...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A brand new 2 cents:1/15/05

Sorry for the delay fans, here's something new to keep you occupied, also be sure to read the classic 2 cents enjoy: Lately I've been thinking of this brilliant scheme to shut off lights everytime ...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a classic 2 cents: 2/24/04

Sorry for the Delay 2 cent fans, in a peace offering i bring you an essay I wrote about a year ago for the old 2 cents... it's pretty good, also read the new 2 cents.... Here is what I call one of ...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TOP 20 FAILED NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

Happy new year friends, may every day be better than the last (that means 12/31/05 should be pretty amazing...). Chances are you made a new year's resolution, and chances are even higher (some how......
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 CENTS (12/23/04) *drunken ramblings

hello 2 cents fans!!! This is my new 2 cents, otherwise you probably wouldn't care, or be known as 2 cents fans... enjoy folks... I've had a few.. so have you... Drunken Ramblings: Well ......
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST