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About Me



i like to use big words in ways other than they were intended

i like to whisper.
i enjoy brown sugar.

i am happiest when my hands are dirty

I seem to have become somewhat of a recluse. However, it may be possible to coax me out into the open with the following:
good shows.
horror movies.
(The more blood, the more likely)
blackberry tea.
gunfire, gore and gratutitous aerobics
late night sailing.
kung-fu.
photobooths
speed.
(the card game)
zombie takeover.
bicycle rides.
rain.
beard-age.

I feel like i should also mention that I have a striking ability to pick out rider strong in a crowd.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


someone who can do a handstand on their bicycle like kermit can.

My Blog

Check out this event: Dance Party Yall

Hosted By: Kaysie/Lisa/KellyWhen: Saturday Jun 28, 2008 at 10:00 PMWhere: 1963 w evergreen avechicago, Illinois|14 60622United StatesDescription:Kaysie/Lisa/Kelly Click Here To View Event
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:23:00 GMT

beards in an SUV

today i saw a hasidic jew driving a nissan murano.this is an image that i shall recall in the future for giggling emergencies.i also got to make some art and only fell in the ice 3 times at work.today...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:42:00 GMT

the continuing saga of my accidental all-nighter

so. as the story goes.all day today i intended to finish work and end out the night with 6 too many beers, an awkward humorless man and a healthy fill of fast music.with said fast music canceled and n...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:21:00 GMT

i like amputees with stamp collections

today:i got viciously barked at by a dog in vesti started to spell the word "dumb" wrong.i am the coolest.
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 22:21:00 GMT

our new years log

7:00 - The girls come home and get me out of my slump9:30 - we decide on ice skating!!! 9:57 - Tights and boots dance party!!!10:00 - kelly draws face on baster. kaysie loses hope. a poem is involved....
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:54:00 GMT

i have decided.

adam levine's voice is, i imagine, very similiar to what it might sound like if you punch a retard in the nuts.
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 14:22:00 GMT

to the very tall man who lives at 2144 AND A HALF w ohio

if you ever order a pizza again, im going to sock you one until you have to suck your damn deep dish through a straw.and every night i will raise two clenched fists in angst as i scream your name to t...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 22:13:00 GMT

The Shocking Truth.

It came to my attention today, while sitting in a laundromat, that I do not like old people. they are always angry about something and they never hear what you say. if you ask for one donut, and they...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:48:00 GMT