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FERN

Tough as Nails

About Me

When I was 6 moths old, an old lady came up to me while I was looking for scraps in a park in Oakland, she picked me up and headed straight for Telegraph ave. in Berkeley and walked straight up to my mom (holly) and asked if her or her friends wanted to take me home. My mom picked me out of the old lady's arms and biked me to her house as fast as she could. She noticed I had a terrible ear infection caused by a "Fox tail" which is like a piece of wheat but it digs down deep into dog's ears and won't come out without medical help. My mom took me to the hospital and got the damn thing removed, ithin a week I was better. When my mom decided to move to New England from California she and I road back together in a mini van she rented...I ate 3 charleston chews and all her pop tarts, when she noticed I didn't die she decided I was a Superhero. When I'm not with my mom I usually stay at Peet's. He's the bomb. I'm fluent in 7 languages and I am a sumi artist. I promised my mom I'd live until I was 11 at least.

My Interests

Music, Art, Chocolate even though I'm not supposed to like it, butt sniffing, sleeping, friends, family and long walks!

I'd like to meet:

All of you.

Music:

HUMANWINE (I am the band mascot), They Might Be Giants, Beat Circus, The Dresden Dolls, Ho-Ag, Tin Hat Trio, Mr.Bungle, Dead Can Dance, Diamanda Galas and much more...

Television:

TV rots your brain!!

Books:

The Sandman Graphic Novel Series tickles my fancy for sure!

Heroes:

Xena