masshole |
You Are 80% MassachusettsYou're pretty Massachusetts, but you're starting to slip. Go eat a bulky roll and flip off a New Yorker.How Massachusetts Are You?...
Posted by Mr. Mojo Risen on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:15:00 PST |
some things to consider |
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Fi...
Posted by Mr. Mojo Risen on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:50:00 PST |
JOKES |
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy.His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does...
Posted by Mr. Mojo Risen on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:53:00 PST |
female jokes |
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. Thefrog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will g...
Posted by Mr. Mojo Risen on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:05:00 PST |
italian oneliners |
What do you call a pimple on an Italian?A grease fitting.
Why don't Italians have freckles?They all slide off.
How do you brainwash an Italian?Give him an enema.
What language do the Vatican Police sp...
Posted by Mr. Mojo Risen on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:44:00 PST |
beer troubleshooting |
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points towardceiling.SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.FAULT: Improper bladder control.ACTION: Stan...
Posted by Mr. Mojo Risen on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:20:00 PST |
beer goggles |
i made this
I wear my beer goggles at night So I can so I can Watch you lose pounds and stretch marks(And) I wear my beer goggles at night So I can so I can lose track of miss piggy in my eyes While s...
Posted by Mr. Mojo Risen on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:00:00 PST |
