Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
Ambrose Bierce
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use
Do, or do not. There is no 'try'
Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
Black holes are where God divided by zero
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research
"I think it would be a good idea."
- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
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