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The Oddball

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About Me


Hey Everyone I'm Glenn... There ain't much to me... I'm fun.. I love to joke around... I love to do anythin that gets my blood goin... eg. racin, drivin fast in general, risky things are always fun, cliff divin, sky-diving, anythin basically, I'm an adrenaline junkie... if you think you can keep up, that's great, if not oh well.. message me some time .
some other facts about me you'll probibly want to know before you talk to me.
I'm an asshole. I'll do something to better my world before thinking of the consiquences of wether or not it will hurt someone else.
I will probibly use you if you decide to be friends with me. You'll get used for hanging out/talking with/venting to(maybe) and a drinking buddy if you decide you want to go out with me and get drunk.
I'm brutally honest. To a fault. If you're doing something stupid I'll tell you you're being an idiot. I won't be at all nice about it. Even if it's something I know will make you sad and possibly make you cry.
Chances are I'll piss you off in some way you don't expect. And I will probibly enjoy it.
Now for the better parts.
I hate liars and don't tollerate them in any way if I find out they're lieing to me.
I'm more likely to sit talking with a girl for hours on end then try and get in their pants.
I'm no different than any other guy. I love sex. It's fun and it's one of the few things in life that's actually a challenge. I consider it to be an art-form that should be studied and done with consideration for the satisfaction of BOTH people involved. An old saying comes to mind for guys that leave a girl unsatisfied in the bedroom. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"
I'm a touchy person. I love hugs for no reason and dancing in the rain with a girl who's just a friend.
I also love the rain, and thunder-storms and anything to do with falling water.
I love to cuddle. even if it's just for the cuddling. not just the required after sex cuddle.
People as a whole are annoying. I despise the croud mentality.
In my opinion no subject is off limits for me to make a joke on. I don't care if it's funny or not so long as I think it's funny.
Well if you read this far I've either piequed your interest or pissed you off.
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Name: Glenn Michael Larson Jr
Birthday: August 9th
Birthplace: San Francisco
Current Location: Sonora California
Eye Color: Hazel (goes from blue to green depending on my mood and what I'm doing)
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: 20% irish 20% english 20% scott 20% german... the other 20 is a hodgepodge
The Shoes You Wore Today: my vans that are pretending to be chucks
Your Weakness: eyes
Your Fears: being alone...
Your Perfect Pizza: combination with EVERYTHING but anchovies on it (i just butchered that word:P)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my Jeep fixxed
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: either "lol" or the smilie's
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Where the f..k am I???"
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: worknights it's about 11
Your Most Missed Memory: The girl I left in Connecticut.... Miss you sweetheart :(
Pepsi or Coke: MT Dew :)
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: both... doesn't matter
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: like a fuckin' sailor :)
Do you Sing: love to but not in front of people
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: eventually
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only after certain activities on a water bed :P
Do you think you are Attractive: average
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not unless a bootycall is a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no... never... not me ;)
Ever been called a Tease: yes but I make up for it after I am done teasing ;)
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: don't effin care :) everyone dies some day so why should I care how I die?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Electrical Engineer
What country would you most like to Visit: don't know... never thought bout it till now
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Depends on the girl... if her eyes are beautiful it doesn't matter what the colour is
Favourite Hair Color: reddish brown
Short or Long Hair: long ;) (it's easier to pull if she likes that ;)
Height: shorter then me usually... but there are exceptions
Weight: so long as I can pick them up I'm happy :)
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks good on her
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: 1 (soon to be 2)
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: two VERY specific things
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Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.
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The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is... Glenn
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... warm
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... one of a kind
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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BUMBLEE-TUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So it's interesting how things work out when you don't expect anything.
Posted by Every time I close the door on reality, it comes i on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

I wrecked my car..... it sucks but it's life...

So yeah I wrecked my car at about 10:45 tonight..... It's pretty much fucked... the good thing is the cop didn't write it up as a ticket... saved me about 1500 dollars (which is going to go to fixxing...
Posted by Every time I close the door on reality, it comes i on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:59:00 PST

boredom

so is there anything goin on in this fuckin town??? someone call me I'm bored out of my mind.
Posted by Every time I close the door on reality, it comes i on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 08:16:00 PST

NOTE TO SELF: GET OUT OF THIS TOWN FOR A DAY OR TWO!!!!!!

Well I'm bored out of my mind in this little town :) I think I'll have to get a crew together to go to a club sometime soon... anyone feel like clubing???
Posted by Every time I close the door on reality, it comes i on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:22:00 PST

DO NOT OPEN!!!

YOURE CAUGHT!!! If youREALLY LIKESOMEONE right now AND MISS THEMand can'tget them out of your head then re-postthis within 1mintute and whoever you are missing willsurpriseyou tomorrow.IF YOU BREAK TH...
Posted by Every time I close the door on reality, it comes i on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 03:58:00 PST

I fucked up again

Hey everyone.... I'm going to mast again... I'll probibly be on restriction for a month and a half at least... so yeah if you need me call me... I'm not going to be able to log into myspace to get any...
Posted by Every time I close the door on reality, it comes i on Tue, 23 May 2006 02:33:00 PST

.........

and another loss :-| 
Posted by Every time I close the door on reality, it comes i on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 12:56:00 PST

MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You've been tagged :-D

Okay...I was "Tagged" by email..Rules are once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with "6 wierd things/ habits about yourself". In the end,  you choose six people to be tagged and lea...
Posted by Every time I close the door on reality, it comes i on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:19:00 PST

Numb

Do you ever dream of me at night when you lay in your bed,Do thoughts of what true love might be seem to spin in your head?Does your heart race when you think you have found someone new,Or does it si...
Posted by Every time I close the door on reality, it comes i on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:54:00 PST

Another girl lost to a complete and total lack of skill in courting.*hangs his head in defeat*

Well I done messed it up again..... I tried callin her often... and that didn't work... so I tried not callin her for a couple days... but that didn't work either.... I guess i'm just screwed all toge...
Posted by Every time I close the door on reality, it comes i on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 02:42:00 PST