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About Me

It was a dark and stormy night in 2004 when the energizer bunny and the sticky sleez of 70’s porn finally had their love child: Al Schlong! His black flowing locks and dark eyes will mystify you. You will dream of running your hands down his smooth muscular body and consuming his flesh like a soft ripe peach. Al is a southern man and his words drip sweet from his lips like the sap of a pecan tree. However, his super charged, bunny speed, pelvic thrusts send Al’s huge signature cock in your direction, letting you know why we call all southern things “dirty dirty.” Once you experience Al’s throbbing, begging, erections you will feel that warm ooze you’ve been craving and may be unable to control your own urge to make it rain. Al is the perfect combination of glam rock and hard core, his performance is flawless and romantic in a back alley, I don’t need your number but your beautiful, bad boy, biker, horney, uncontrollable energy, furry, oh my god what was that, kind of way. He is in love with himself and it makes it impossible not to love him. Get some extra batteries for that vibrator because your going to need them after the show, Al is sure to turn all your switches on.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Al Schlong would like to meet: the movers, shakers, burlesquers, kings, queens, in-betweens, the gorgeous, the disgusting, penthouse living, street dwelling, mommas, daddys, boys, girls, puppies, pets, punk rockers, divas fantastic, and as always those who flag red on the left side.

My Blog

Al Schlong T-shirt for SALE!

Last night I got my sweaty paws on the Al Schlong T-shirts!  THANK YOU to Heather  who provided the initial image, Sorcha for input, Lady Jane for design/production and my bank account for allowing ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:34:00 GMT

AL SCHLONG HITS THE BODY HEAT FEMME PORN TOUR!

Hi Friends,As you know I'm going on tour this month for the very first time!  I am so so excited!  It's been too long since I've seen some of you!  PLEASE come out to the show and spread the Femme ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Aug 2009 09:54:00 GMT

Al Schong is going on TOUR!

Finally!Hi Folks- Yup its true Body Heat's East Coast Tour needs venues! The tour features kathleen delaney, Meliza Banales, Diana Cage, Nickyclick, Al Schlong/Asha Leong, Leslie Freeman, & the Femm...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 13:36:00 GMT

What do YOU think? Is Al a top or a bottom?

Check out this new study that says there are more tops in atlanta than bottoms!http://myfeetonlywalkforward.blogspot.com/2009/05/if -you-live-in-houston-you-are-probably.htmlWhich prompts the question ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 04:11:00 GMT

Al Schlong is in the SOVO

Check it out!  http://www.sovo.com/2009/5-8/arts/feature/10080.cfm
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 07:21:00 GMT

better late than never...

International Drag King Community Extravaganza 2008 photos are up on my profile!  Check out my booty and tell me how much you love it!Love,Al Schlong
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:45:00 GMT

LESLIE HALL IS MY WIFE!

Truly Leslie Hall is my spiritual partner in life.  She is the jam inmy jelly dougnut, the spice in my cake, the pumpkin in my pie, and thelube to my butt.  There is no one more inspiring, with love o...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 22:38:00 GMT

Al is so hot he is in the Femmethology

Get 28% off the Femmethology if you order before MarchFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 2/23/2009Visibile: A Femmethology, Volumes One and TwoEdited by Jennifer Clare BurkePrice: U.S. $19.95Volume One ISBN-10:  0...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 11:55:00 GMT

An interview with Al Schlong

I did an interview today with a grad student for her dissertation ongender and performance.  It brought up a lot of interesting thingsabout gender, performance, and queer art.( Read on for the intervi...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:40:00 GMT

SAVE TROY DAVIS!

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Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:49:00 GMT