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Jessica

I am human. Do not twist, tear or mutilate.

About Me

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My Interests

trombone players, Bob Ross, the sixties, PBS documentaries, traveling, subtle humor, dancing, politics, hot chocolate with a touch of baileys, midnight painting and wine drinking sessions, board games, tetris, passionate discussion, quirky professors, late night walks to the Main Avenue bridge...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet uptight, yuppy types, who've been spoon fed their entire lives. On second thought, I'd like to meet bitches, whores and degenerate fools...

Music:

Medeski Martin and Wood, Heiruspecs, Ween, David Byrne, WBPN, Particle, Dave Matthews, Neil Young, Primus, Rage Against the Machine, Queens of the Stone Age, Oysterhead, The Slackers, Steppenwolf, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Led Zepplin, Tom Petty, James Brown, The Doors, Pete Seeger, Soulive, The Black Keys, Smashing Pumpkins, Sublime, Beck, Damien Rice, Matisyahu, John Jacob Niles, Fiona Apple, Fat Maw Rooney

Movies:

Dutch, Little Miss Sunshine, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Monster, The Dreamers, Kinsey, The Big Lebowski, Naked Lunch(just for the novelty), Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The End of the Affair, Lawn and Order, Suicide Kings

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, Queer As Folk, Six Feet Under, Weeds, Lost, Huff, Roseanne, Dexter...

Books:

Heart of the Matter, All David Sedaris, Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture, Beat lit, Cunt, A Place at the Table...

Heroes:

mom

My Blog

Simply Stated

   I can try to be poetic and graceful in my language and disposition, yet I don't have the patience to pretend to be artsy.  I am who I am, and I am a girl in love with you. Simpl...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST

oohhh and so I creep...yeah

It's 5:20am. I'm so tired. My eyes feel heavy and my thoughts stutter. I want to go to bed, but the beauty of this moment has kept me one step ahead of slumber. The sky has that turquoise glow. The so...
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 03:33:00 PST

Burn...Ouch

  "Their sloppy histrionics and inane conversations can be interesting for a few hours(minutes), but beyond the initial strangeness, their everyday scene is as tedious and depressing as a costume...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:34:00 PST

Typo

I've realized how difficult it is to accurately express one's anger and or frustration on the internet, especially when typos are involved. I mean, it's hard enough to sound cool as it is, but wh...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:17:00 PST

Gidget

  My point: Humor is more than just saying, "I shoved a bottle up a hooker's ass."
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:25:00 PST

Damn you. Damn you to HELL!

P.S. There is no such thing. Basically, I've decided that if I ever do get "married" it's not going to be forever. I plan to get married at least twice. The first marriage will be in order to raise a ...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:49:00 PST

binary distinctions...no, I prefer the grey area.

23. Best feeling in the world: Well, there's the dirty version and the clean version. I'll spare you the dirty details. I love the feeling you have when you are awake at two a.m. with one of your be...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:05:00 PST

extroversion and an ego pad

You are the thorn in my side. or my finger. or my foot actually because really, I think that's the only place I've ever had one. Anyway, you torment me, body, mind, and soul... I'm an insenstive ...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 12:58:00 PST

You ARE my drug experience...

That is all I have to say.
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 12:25:00 PST

pseudo-pseudoness

I really enjoy when people try to convey their intelligence through writing random bullshit on the internet. I know, "If I write in abstract terms, everyone will think I'm so deep and complex. They wo...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 08:17:00 PST