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Colleenie Weenie NO!Pants

Hey Angel, I Think Your Halo Has A Screw Loose

About Me


There's some things that I regret.
Some words I wish had gone unsaid.
Some starts, that had some bitter endings.
Been some bad times I've been through.
Damage I cannot undo.
Some things, I wish I could do all over again.
But it don't really matter...
When life gets that much harder;
It makes you that much stronger.
Oh, some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were,
Lessons learned.
There's mistakes that I have made.
Some chances I just threw away.
Some roads I never should've taken.
Been some signs I didn't see.
Hearts that I hurt needlessly.
Some wounds that I wish
I could have one more chance to mend
.
But it don't make no difference.
The past can't be rewritten.
You get the life you're given.
All the things that break you,
Are all the things that make you strong.
You can't change the past, cause it's gone,
And you just gotta move on, because it's all:
Lessons learned.
Every tear that had to fall from my eyes,
Everyday I wondered how I'd get through the night,
Every change, life has thrown me...
I'm thankful, for every break in my heart,
I'm grateful, for every scar,
Some pages turned,
Some bridges burned,
But there were lessons learned.
READ my whole page before you decide to add me.
If I don't know you,
I would
STRONGLY suggest a message before a friend request,
or you will most likely be denied.
I'm not doing so because I want to be a bitch,
but if I don't know you,
I'd like to know your intentions prior to letting you into my life.
Sounds fair to me.

Moving along...
My name is:

Colleen --
[noun]:
A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?'
I'm 21, but I feel a decade older.
I live in
New Hampshire.
This guy has nothing to do with my life, but he makes me smile a lot.
I’m extremely passionate about anything I do.
I put fourth 110% into absolutely everything in my life.
My pug OWNS all.
I'm in college for Criminal Justice,
and I have recently been accepted to be in
a national honor society because of my 4.0 average.
Hello scholarships galore!
Basically I am a wicked nerd when it comes to school.
As soon as I graduate, (2008 baby!) I am starting out as a corrections officer. I can't wait!
But I might end up just becoming a Viking
because you don't have to go to school for that.
I work at

Bull Moose Music (ADD OUR SWEEEET MYSPACE PAGE!!!)

for now to pay the bills until I graduate.
It's yowza-rific!
My friends mean the whole world to me.
I absolutely love these girls.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I'm like no other person you will ever meet.
I have a very STRONG personality,
Which you'll either love or hate.
Love to hate me or hate to love me.
But I strongly believe,
"It's better to be hated for who you are,
Then loved for who you are not."

In other words, if you are going to give me shit for being me:
"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter,
and those who matter don't mind."

-Dr. Seuss-
Chances are, I will make fun of myself before you get the opportunity to.
That way when you decide to talk shit, you'll look like an idiot stealing my jokes.
Here's a little more, if you care to know...
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People think she complains a lot,
but she really just isn't afraid to say whats on her mind

Has the same smirk in every picture
Very focused on school and work
Irish, Italian and Scottish
Believes in second chances...sometimes a third and a fourth too
Can't spell for the life of her and hates it when people think that she isn't smart because of it
Asks too many questions
Was home schooled, yet has always, and still does, lead an amazing social life
Has a very unusual fear of eggs caught in beards because of Lumberjacks and Santa Clause
Will try anything once, except for new foods
Dances like no one is watching
Sings like no one is listening
Has an unhealthy obsession with gambling at arcades and roll-a-bingo
Still uses bumpers when going bowling
Text messages rock her world
Wishes she could go back to when the biggest disappointment in life,
was not being able to beat a level on a video game
Can burp louder and longer then anyone
Over exaggerates letters like thiiiiiiiiis
Uses "..." far too often for anyones liking.
Has ate two chocolate frosted dough nuts every day of her life since she was in kindergarten
Knows all the words to Gangsters Paradise & is not ashamed of it
Overly emotional
Obsessed with taking pictures
Not a lush...really!
Would prefer a hand written note or card over a diamond ring
Lives for good quotes
Favorite season is the Summer, yet loves to be in the freezing cold
Doesn't have a particular "style".
Sometimes dresses like a prep, sometimes like a punk ass bitch, sometimes even wears her pajamas out.
Falls too fast and too hard
Almost nothing can make her blush or be embarrassed
Says she is "hot shit" or "rocks harder then anyone" sarcastically,
but people mistake it into thinking she's way into herself
Curses like a truck driver...favorite word is "fuck"
Sometimes writes in third person
Has the worst memory in the world, but will never forget you once you have stepped in her life
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Bored? Lonely? Horny?...
That horny party was a joke...
or was it?
Well, if so, I absolutely LOVE pictures!
Capturing memories, and re-living them.
So here are 2 very random videos & slide shows.
Plus some links to my photo albums.
.. ..
Melissa's 22nd and my 21st b days!
..
St.Patrick's Day 2007

For all PARTY picture insanity Click HERE .


For all BAR picture insanity Click HERE .


Can't get enough of me, just Click HERE .


For Beach Nights, 2007 Click HERE .


For pictures of my friends and I, just Click HERE .


For pictures from my 19th birthday, just Click HERE .

My Interests


bar nights with my friends,
being a pimp/gangta always! ,
bonfires,
Boston,
bumper bowling
,
camping,
comments on my myspace!!!
craziness

cuddling,
dancing outside my car with music blasting
,
drinks,
drunk splits
,
frogs,
fun socks,
fucking amazing glasses only worn when drinking
,
Gary Coleman,
grabbing boobies all the time
,
growing boobs!

gum,
hoodies,
jumping on tramps

...and looking like an albino while doing so
,
ketchup,
kisses,
lyrics (they get me through life),
mix c.d's,
my true friends (you know who you are),
not having to sleep alone,
parties with the best of the best
,
Pee Wee Herman,
pictures,
piercings,
pinball,
pretending that I'm really good at DDR
,
pugs,
shows,
singing wicked loud in my car off-key or into shoes
,
skiiiii baaaall!!!
,
stars,
stealing hats
,
summer,
sweet shades
,
tattoos,
text messages,
the beach

...and watching fine asses walk along it
.

I'd like to meet:


Gary Coleman,

Mr.T.

..

Flaaaava Flaaaaave

..

& a breakdancing midget!

..

I use this to keep in touch with friends mostly.
But I am always up to meeting new people!

I have a TON of amazing friends.
I tend to have more male friends then female, but I wouldn't mind that changing.
For the most part, I get along with pretty much anyone.
However, there are some rules, which are very simple to follow:
I have no room in my life for two-faced, fake, idiots.
I am so very sick of people who thrive off of lies and talking shit.
I can't stand people who act like they don't have a brain...you do...so use it.
Don't stab me in the back, and I won't stab you...in the face, muahaha.
...O.K, that was borderline creepy...
I only respect those who respect me.
People are often intimidated by me, but I'm not that scary, I promise...
...well not scary unless you piss me off. But that takes a LOT.
I don't need drama. So shove it up your ass.
Oh yeah, and I hate sluts. Of both genders.

And lastly,
Words I need to learn to live by:



Just gotta keep pushing forward, even when you want to hit rewind.

P to the mutha fuckin S:
I don't play favorites; my top friends list is alphabetical because my O.C.D is insane.
(Aside from my top 4...the only females I trust 100%)
BUUUUT ... I wish I could have a top billion. ..

Music:

Aerosmith, Alkaline Trio, Amy Winehouse, At the Drive In, Big D and the Kids Table, Bouncing Souls, Boys Night Out, Brand New, Carie Underwood, Damone, Dashboard Confessional, Dresden Dolls, Eisley, Frank Sinatra, Further Seems Forever, Garbage, Green Day, Hot Hot Heat, Jawbreaker, Juliana Theory, Kelly Clarkson, Lisa Loeb, Misfits, My Chemical Romance, No Doubt, Panic! At The Disco, Paramore, Poe, Reggie and the Full Effect, Saves the Day, Say Anything, Something Corporate, Taking Back Sunday, The Early November, The Get Up Kids, The Good Life, The Killers, Third Eye Blind, 311, Tom Petty, Weezer

Movies:

Airplane, Click, Dirty Love, Great Expectations, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, Mean Girls, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, PORN!!! haha, Reefer Madness, Team America, The 40 Year Old Virgin, The Jacket, The Notebook, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Titanic, Wedding Crashers

Television:

I really don't watch T.V, but when I do...ALF, Cops, Court T.V, Diff'rent Strokes, Dirty Jobs, Flavor Of Love, Fraggle Rock, Muppet's , Myth Busters, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Real World, Road Rules, Simple Life, Stella, Surreal Life, Wonder Showzen, X-Files

Books:

Anything about serial killers, crime, C.S.I, forensics, studies of the mind, psychology...yes I am crazy!

Heroes:

My mom.
And Brandon & Kev.

My Blog

Good Bye Summer...

So the Summer is officially over for me. College starts back up the 4th (tomorrow). I'm excited to have this be my last year, but I'll miss it when the time comes, I'm sure. It's been a crazy Summer. ...
Posted by Colleenie Weenie NO!Pants on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:54:00 PST

The Trick Is To Keep Breathing

I'm trying my best, but I don't even know what my best is anymore.I'm failing no matter how hard I am trying.Everyone tells me I am not, but I feel like I am. That I am. That I always will.I don't giv...
Posted by Colleenie Weenie NO!Pants on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 06:52:00 PST

I would never cheat...ever.

I am not a cheater. I never would be. I never have. And I never will. I am not a disgusting, fifthly pig, cheating slut. I am an amazing girlfriend and would never hurt someone I was with that I lov...
Posted by Colleenie Weenie NO!Pants on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:35:00 PST

This is me & I won't say I'm sorry for it

I don't expect people to understand me. I truly don't. Sometimes I struggle to understand myself, so how could anyone else get it? But just because you don't understand someone or something about some...
Posted by Colleenie Weenie NO!Pants on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST

Oh yeah, pictures.

Getting some sun at the lake houseDrinks in the cottage Beach pictures of course, got to have my Saturday night beach nights with my lass!Yummy Strawberry Kamikaze shotsRoll a bingo!50$ later, I won...
Posted by Colleenie Weenie NO!Pants on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:52:00 PST

A whole bunch of new pictures

I'm home alone at Steve's and bored so yeah, lots to look at! And there will be more once I upload all the new 'Kara's comming home party' pictures. WEEEEE! O.K, huuur we go... Christina and I have be...
Posted by Colleenie Weenie NO!Pants on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST

Naked like the truth should always be

"It's plain to see the wind beneath the trees. Flowing free, the summer breeze is sweet. I lay in space choked by my own air. Deep in summers eye, Naked like the truth should always be."Optimism is sl...
Posted by Colleenie Weenie NO!Pants on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:34:00 PST

'All At Once' & Pictures

"There are certain people you just keep coming back to.She is right in front of you.You begin to wonder could you find a better one.Compared to her now she's in question.And all at once the crowd begi...
Posted by Colleenie Weenie NO!Pants on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:31:00 PST

R.I.P Papa, I love you so much

"Radios In Heaven""Your time has already come and I don't know why.The last thing that I had heard,you were doin' just fine.It seems like just yesterdayI was laughing with you.Playing games at Gran...
Posted by Colleenie Weenie NO!Pants on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:37:00 PST

Ive got a confession to make: I'm your fool.

I hate my heart. Seriously. It wants what it wants and refuses to let me feel otherwise. Fucking sucks. And I want to pour out how I feel so badly, but what good will it do? All I can do is cling on t...
Posted by Colleenie Weenie NO!Pants on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:48:00 PST