who the fuck is the guy on the right |
I wanted to write this an hour ago, but my virus scanner is making my CPU go crazy and my machine keeps freezing and unfreezing. Dear Microsoft, the day I leave you behind is the day I seriously hurt ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:22:00 GMT |
wtf phones or why ebay is the worst ever |
So I got a new phone. I probably need your number again, so give me it. Unless you don't want me to have it. Which makes you a dingleberry.
But here, enough about you. Let's talk about the month and a...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:27:00 GMT |
deep sea diving for cellular phones |
On Wednesday, my phone cannonballed into a cup of diluted Listerine (I don't want to talk about it) and while I think the phone itself might still be okay, I'm pretty sure my battery shorted out. I ju...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:46:00 GMT |
a pecker so big it hurts my mouth |
Now I'm always getting a thousand spammy e-mails a day, and they're usually about wang enlargement because being inadequate in the penis department is something I struggle with daily. And this has bee...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 15:12:00 GMT |
counterproductive activity |
I'm an emotional scab-picker. Or a canker sore-chewer. Nothing ever heals up right because I don't do what's best for me. Ever.
In other news: I never liked Twister because I can't deal with being in ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:15:00 GMT |
dontdatehimgirl.com is my new drug |
I know some of you have dated some really heinous dudes. So I'm requesting you submit a profile to Don't Date Him, Girl!, which is only the best friggin' thing on Planet Awesometown.
If you've never h...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 20:28:00 GMT |
american idol has me in its clutches |
I would like all of you to know that tonight, for the first time, I voted for American Idol.
And I would like all of you to know that I voted for Melinda Doolittle fifteen times. If she does...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 22:57:00 GMT |
be vigilant |
I am scared to death of MySpace worms and thingmajiggers, so if any of you get comments from me that look spammy in nature, tell me! And then delete them, because that shit's embarrassing.
In other ne...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 05:11:00 GMT |
skate wing |
Last night I had skate wing for the first time. You know, kinda like a stingray. All my vegan friends are probably WTFing all over the place right now but I don't care. It was really good, t...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:03:00 GMT |
scrabble horny |
As some of you may know, I lost my Scrabble virginity recently and played my second game last night. I won. But my winning score (171) was lower than my previous losing score (210). Right now, all I c...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:11:00 GMT |
