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24091967

I am here for Friends

About Me


hello - thanks for finding my page. i have had many jobs, but as of most recently i work for KFNK The Funky Monkey 104.9 here in seattle as the afternoon-drive dj (3-7 PST). i've been working in radio since feb 07 - and during that time had the pleasure of meeting many curious people, bands, and artists that i once considered heroes. i've been a stunt/street man on a morning show, worked street-team/promotions, worked as a busser/expo/server at a restaurant, worked as a SUPER-BOX-BOY at a grocery store, and announced an olympic gymnastics trial in high school. i moved to seattle on september 11, 2005 on my own and slept in my car for a little until i found my apartment. i played college baseball for shoreline community college where i met some of the sexiest boys on the planet. i've been getting tattooed consistently since i was 17 and plan on a full body sleeve (spare your 'ews' and 'nooos'). i plan very little for what i do with on a day-to-day basis. i like BLT's from The Shanty Cafe, personal-pan-pizzas, burrito bowls from Chipotle, and dill pickles. i eventually see myself living and dying on catalina island doing pirate radio on a sailboat in the bay. i wash my hands a lot. i drink lots of coffee which makes me go pee a lot. that is all.
i hope you'll like what you hear on my show!. life is far too short to not do what you want. call me in the studio anytime at 1-800-482-1049, or email me at [email protected]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



the suicide girls, girls that avoid clubs/bars with color-changing walls and techno music, girls that hate belltown as much as i do, girls that drink beer from the bottle (bonus points for FOTEY'S), girls that don't drink something named after a fruit, girls that go to more shows than me, or girls that can order coffee in 3-words or less.

tattoo artists, carlos rossi, and the t-man: he's famous. OR YOU, BIOTTCH

My Blog

What Justin Thinks 5/21/09: Michael Jackson's tour.

CLICK HERE for Mikey's tuxedo measurements...Friends, family, and monkey listeners...Michael Jackson has been planning this great big tour to go down somewhere over in Europe (probably because he know...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 17:50:00 GMT

What Justin Thinks 5/19/09: Jessica Biel TOO HOTT.

CLICK HERE to listen!!CLICK HERE for the nude photos...Friends, family, and monkey listeners& Superstar bombshell and all-around hottest woman alive (debatable, but still a close second behind miss Lo...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 13:02:00 GMT

Drinking & Diving, these are a few of my favorite things...

Weird... it's raining again? SHOCKER! C'mon Seattle! I thought the weather was supposed to be nice?!?! But whatever. My scooter is in the shop getting fixed now (top-end rebuild should take 13-14 days...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 12:54:00 GMT

What Justin Thinks 5/13/09: Weisure Time!

CLICK HERE to find a new job!Friends, family, and monkey listeners&Before I begin  let it be known. For the record: I am a MASSIVE nerd. Im not talkin Star Trek and Dragons nerd, but Im talkin te...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 18:00:00 GMT

What Justin Thinks 5/12/09: Obama, Mustard, & Miss Cali.

CLICK here for TOPLESS miss cali photos!Friends, family, and monkey listeners& What do you classify as LUXURY? Is it a Lexus? A water-front home? Or a burger& with mustard& ?Recently, President Obama ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 18:46:00 GMT

Rainier Heaven & Ramirez Hell.

It's another phenomenal Thursday, peeps. And finally - I have a legitimate reason to hate Manny Ramirez. As if steroids in baseball (or just 'banned substances') couldn't go any further... guess what?...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 11:46:00 GMT

What Justin Thinks 5/6/09: Miss Cali & Perez Hilton

CLICK HERE for Naked pictures of MISS CALI!Friends, family, and monkey listeners& When Miss California, CARRIE PREJEAN, voiced her opposition to gay marriage during the Miss USA pageant, she might as ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 18:34:00 GMT

What Justin Thinks 5/5/09: The Hasselhoff.

CLICK HERE to join "hoffspace" now!Friends, family, and monkey listeners... The website that originally reported DAVID HASSELHOFF'S alleged brush with death now says that he was FOAMING AT THE MOUTH w...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 17:47:00 GMT

Cinco De Irritation

Does Cinco De Mayo annoy anyone else? I can't help but be bothered by everyone's terrible 'cinco de _____' (<-- insert something NOT clever) jokes. Maybe I'm a negative a-hole, but seriously? Cheap...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 14:04:00 GMT

What Justin Thinks 5/4/09: The Kentucky Derby.

CLICK HERE to find the POT 'O GOLD!Friends, family, and monkey listeners&For those of you sports-buffs who love ANYTHING related to protein, testosterone, adrenaline, and/or the thrill of winning  ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 17:51:00 GMT