I like lesbians and balloon animals. I also enjoy undermining the role that senior citizens play in our society, using Russian sign language to insult deaf children, public urination, grooming and/or wrangling aggressive llamas, force-feeding vegetarians meat, velcro shoes and destroying the ozone with aerosol cans.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Angry Hispanic Midgets, Elderly Folks Who Can Do Dope-Ass Wheel Chair Maneuvers, Acrobats Who Are Coming To Terms With Their Amputations, The Baby Jesus, Illegitimate Love Children Of Ronald McDonald and Chuck Norris On A Stick.
My Blog
When I Get Sad I Make Monkey Shadow Puppets On The Wall:
When I get angry I abuse llamas.When I get anxious I eat vegetarian cuisine and add meat.When I get confused I watch re-runs of "Murphy Brown".When I get hungry I pretend I'm Garth Brooks.When I get f... Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:26:00 GMT
Transvestites and McDonalds Breakfast
My transvestite neighbor keeps sneaking over in his lancy panties and whatnots and stealing my paper. So I decided to take him to McDonalds for some breakfast. He had the Egg McMuffin and I had some H... Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:54:00 GMT
