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Homer Simpson

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Homer Simpson
Birthday: June 6, 1964
Birthplace: Springfield, USA
Current Location: In front of the TV
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: I Wish
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: What did you say about my beer!?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown
Your Weakness: Scratching Myself in 2 places while driving a car
Your Fears: losing donuts
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese with all the toppings
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: do less
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: No Beer and No TV Make Homer go Something Something...
Thoughts First Waking Up: just 4 more hours
Your Best Physical Feature: my washboard abs
Your Bedtime: When Doctor Hibbert says im going to die
Your Most Missed Memory: my mother
Pepsi or Coke: what?
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ill eat pizza ill eat eggplant ill eat bagels with mustard and beer i could even eat a baby dear la la la la laaaa la laaaa la la
Single or Group Dates: Hey i love my wife
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i think i made my point two questions ago
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate (mmmmmmm choooocolate)
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: i dropped out
Do you want to get Married: i am
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: i eat donuts
Do you get along with your Parents: my mom and in some episodes my dad
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: whats a tease
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: why should i tell you
How do you want to Die: heart attack (unless i dont get another triple bypass)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a nuculer tencinitoin
What country would you most like to Visit: i dont wanna live in france ya commie
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: marge
Favourite Hair Color: marge
Short or Long Hair: marge
Height: marge
Weight: marge
Best Clothing Style: marge
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 0
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lets just say there are alot of things id like not to talk about
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My Interests

Beer, Tv, Women

I'd like to meet:

The creator of DONUTS (mmmmm donuts)

Music:

My Music Source is Lisa Playing Her Sax

Books:

The Book Of ME