About Me
ipps layouts yoWhere the fuck do i start? *TAKES A DRAG OF HIS CIGARETTE* It was a cold a wintery night, that ominous, yet joyous February evening. The North wind was angry with the new coming of what seemed to be a never ending winter. The trees naked and shivering from the torment of the delicate, yet spiteful snowfall. It was as if they new something was stirring, brewing, deep within the gallows of New York. Something strange indeed was about to happen. It was the 3rd day in February, in the uncertain year of our Lord One Thousand Nine Hundred Eighty-Six. A boy was born. That boy was me. Haha that was fuckin fun, anyways im joe, im a fun kid, a little funny, way too sarcastic, and known to push the envelope. Pretty amped up. This myspace is definately starting to grow old fast, but hey, fuck it im just goin with the flow. Id like to meet some cool people, but the good lord knows thats way too much to ask. Nah im just joking, there are some really cool people out there, some nice girls who arent totally superficial and miserable. Thats the kinda girl i wanna meet. Totally down for those artsy city chicks, something about em i like. Someone who could introduce you to new things, show you a good time, make you do something you've never done.Alot of people seem to be under the impression thhat im a funny guy, while others are under the strange impression that im a miserable dude. Odds are, if your the latter of the two, i dont fucking like you. deal with it. I work in the food service industry, which means i serve tables, im not always a basket of fuckin fruit. Try serving people, most likely your parents bought you a lexus, and with that very lexus, you drove to the restaurant where i work, came in with you cocky fuckin atitude and your plastic bitchy girlfriend, and had me serve you. Fake smile ladies and gentlemen, im amazing at it. How about drive your lexus off the Verrazano while your fist pumping to club music on a Tuesday, or kindly have your teacup dog gnaw on your skull while you sleep. As for the people who see me when im smiling, happy, and in a good mood, it isnt smoke and mirrors my friends, it means i like you. Im a swell guy once you get know me, and most likely you'll find me to be a gentleman and a scholar, im all about making people laugh, its what i do. Humor is what gets me through life, if you dont laugh at life, then its gotten the best of you. Laughter is the basis for every function in your life, without it, your dead. And im more than happu to supply an ample amount, as long as you can deal with my in your face, politcally incorrect humor. If you dont like it, go to church. Thank you for your time. I also have an alter ego when im drunk, his name is Scary Gary. Be warned. .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds
