there's never been a relationship i didn't fuck up somehow. my life resembles a bukowski novel, except i figure he was too soft. when i say i'm not right, people don't believe me and think i'm joking or giving them a line to get them in bed, until they get in it, then they say "oh yeah.." i inspire loyalty in ways that baffle me. i have more friends than i deserve.
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Name: Jason
Birthday: 06/10/1980
Birthplace: Lubbock, Texas
Current Location: College Station, Texas
Eye Color: purple Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
The Shoes You Wore Today: johnston and murphy wingtips
Your Weakness: the sun, butter
Your Fears: bad men under my bed
Your Perfect Pizza: mr g's cheese beeches
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: best keep my name out yo mouth, fool
Thoughts First Waking Up: am i going to puke?
Your Best Physical Feature: my potty mouth
Your Bedtime: 2ish
Your Most Missed Memory: i don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonald's? Ronald was Scottish? betrayal
Single or Group Dates: like orgies?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea because of girl back flopping in that pool
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: like yul brynner
Do you Swear: no i mean... yes. I'm a fuckin' liar
Do you Sing: only retro pastiche. no breakaway pop numbers
Do you Shower Daily: um... like every 24 hours? yes
Have you Been in Love: with a machine
Do you want to go to College: again?
Do you want to get Married: thinking about that one
Do you belive in yourself: i'm not gay if that's what that question is asking
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: oh yes, yes! yes!
Are you a Health Freak: noooooo
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: pan flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sorta
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: reluctantly
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: i got on the stage at chuck e cheese
In the past month have you been Dumped: noo
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not voluntarily
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: surprisingly no
Ever been Drunk: uh huh
Ever been called a Tease: only by cocks
Ever been Beaten up: more of a roughed up
Ever Shoplifted: yessir
How do you want to Die: in the mouth of a whale
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: wealthy
What country would you most like to Visit: I love great britain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: darling, i love you all
Favourite Hair Color: curtains or carpet
Short or Long Hair: the cut is the key
Height: 6'5" would probably be pushing it
Weight: i will bow out graceful like
Best Clothing Style: lauren bacall
Number of Drugs I have taken: 20
Number of CDs I own: 200
Number of Piercings: wherever you want them
Number of Tattoos: this is still about the girl right?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 20
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