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About Me

Eggs over-medium...women over-easy. Much older than I look - from the nuts up, anyway. Never reached my full potential in height, but for years made up for it in width. Lost so much weight lately, I can see my pecker without a stick and a periscope. I have a short attention span, too...I'm not a dick, really - I'm just not listening to what you're saying!King of ComicStew.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1.) The guy that fixed the Hubble Space Telescope. If he could make that big hunk of crap see the Crab Nebula maybe he can help me read an aspirin bottle.2.) The mailman who delivered 50,000 sample packets of Enzyte to my neighborhood. You can't give these idiots a big, collective boner and expect me to jog by. Not without a lead apron3.) The jerk that invented one-ply...he's got a nutkickin' coming. One kick for everytime I've inserted a finger. I'm gonna kick the crap outa that guy.

My Blog

HINDSIGHT IS 20-20

I'm out of toilet paper at home. Yeah I ran out -- about four months ago! And everyday I keep forgettin' to buy it until I get home...don'tchya hate that? All the way home you know you're forgetting ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 21:16:00 GMT

DEATH PENALTY

I'm against the death penalty. Takes too long - too damn expensive. If you're convicted of a capital crime, you should live until your next birthday. No more. No less.Have a big prison birthday party ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 May 2006 05:38:00 GMT

COWS!!!

If you're driving to Southern California - WARNING - by Bakersfield they have cows. ALL the cows. In one spot. And it's there - in that little corner of Earthy paradise, as you drive into the funk and...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 01:02:00 GMT

EASTER BLOG

I stood and watched the Easter Bunny get pissed on at the mall yesterday. It was inspiring. Either it was an accident or the kid who did it was a terrific actor. He looked like a three year-old but h...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 08:30:00 GMT