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if it don't kill you its fun - dan p
its easy to hate ugly people - karl
if you can't decide you've made the wrong decision - me
i cant find u, i actually looked and cant find u - pete
i feel sorry for his life - me
you dont really get more Pinewood than us - callum
casey and bear people in the same sentance make me not want to go - pete
i probably dont even recognize myself right now - callum
i swear take the python - dan f
it feels like my mind is gunna mug me
- me
shit were being folowd err do the speed limit....
WHAT'S THE SPEED LIMIT!? - pete - me
film something so darn funny that wen i see it my lungs disable and my feet snap in half - pete
football you cunt - karl
stank savage peanut skank - pete
ill be a corpse in the morning if the smell dont go - ant
hey there.....Ctr+Alt+Del - dan p
this machines well good its got fast cash - dan p
im a winner i wona win - dan p
i may be in a long term relationship but i can still brouse the catalogue - jon
i dont know where im going till i get there - me
the date's ok i cained troy - pete
its because we,re stakeout - pete
Get over it, get on with it and get a life - callum
im gunna punch the weekend in the face - sean
anything can happen....now we got the angus burger - sean
I punched him. I punch him in da fface - dan f
2 o'clock in the morning looked at me and i told it to go away im staying awake - Pete
i love acton road trips - dan p
classic
quotes
i feel sad for people who have to buy animals to keep them company. i hope i never get to the stage where i have to go to the pet shop to buy my friends.-jack dee
this is one of my big fears in life: that im gonna die, you know, and my parents are gonna come to clean out my apartment, find that porno wing i've been adding on to for years. there'll be two funerals that day.-bill hicks
recent surveys show three out of ten men have a problem with premature ejaculation. the rest just didnt really think it was a problem.-frankie boyle
jem:ok moss what did you have for breakfast this morning?
moss:smartie cereal.
jen:oh, my god, i didnt even know smarties made a cereal,
moss:they dont. its just smarties in a bowl with milk.-the it crowd
i used to have a goldfish. they're rubbish pets, arent they? all they do is pace up and down and eat all day. in the end, i thought, what he needs is a bit of exercise. i picked him up and threw him out on the lawn. he did about 30 sit-ups; that was it.-jack dee
i type at 101 words a minute, but its in my own language.-mitch hedberg
what do you say to a bloke who's got no arms and no legs if your watch is broken? have you got the time on yer, cock?.-kevin turvey (rik mayall)
You're going to barbados no you're not you bastard ill rip your fucking head off.-lee evans
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