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About Me

I'm Mike. I play soccer and tennis. Soccer year-round. I dig winter/water sports. Snow is the best thing that's happened to the world since food. Screen name is TheNorwegianKid. I don't feel like typing anymore. THE END
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike/Michael/Hey you
Birthday: April 14
Birthplace: BERGEN, NORWAY
Current Location: Gtown Ghetto
Eye Color: Blue right?
Hair Color: Blond or something
Height: Six one-ish. I only know this because the doctor told me recently. I also had to do that coughing test.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Norwegian/Awesome
The Shoes You Wore Today: Stilts. I'm in the circus.
Your Weakness: Puppies.

Your Fears: That alien that walks by the birthday party in the movie Signs.
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushroom and pineapple yeeeaaah
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get into a college. That'd be kind of nice.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bathroom.
Your Best Physical Feature: My mullet
Your Bedtime: When it's time for bed
Your Most Missed Memory: ohioooo
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK and the Hershey Pies.
Single or Group Dates: A dates a date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Don't really drink either
Do you Smoke: Naw
Do you Swear: Swear to god
Do you Sing: "In the Jungle" during algebra
Do you Shower Daily: Heh?
Have you Been in Love: YEAH MAN.
Do you want to go to College: Yesir
Do you want to get Married: Eventually sir.
Do you believe in yourself: Depends.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not much sir
Do you think you are Attractive: Old folks at nursing homes hit on me a lot. So yeah. To old people at least.
Are you a Health Freak: I want to be healthy .
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah dude
Do you play an Instrument: Geetah. Kinda like everyone else in the world. bleh.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: No thanks
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nah.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: all the time
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, it's been a while
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No sir. But it's good.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I don't like stages
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: maybe next week
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No sir
Ever been Drunk: Yup.
Ever been called a Tease: What?
Ever been Beaten up: I do the beating
Ever Shoplifted: Nah
How do you want to Die: I'm not going to die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A con artist
What country would you most like to Visit: Guess.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark, amberish brown, with a tinge of greenish gold.
Favourite Hair Color: Darkish brown
Short or Long Hair: Medium, length, preferably what they call a "bob". Not as in the guy "Bob" who pops up when you google the word "bob. The fucking hot hairstyle kind of bob. Last hair cut must have had hair donated to locks of love.
Height: Short enough for a power stance. About 5'3" and a half.
Weight: Heavy enough to inhale an entire breakfast at the Red Arrow in seconds, and able to finish a root beer float from Devriendts.
Best Clothing Style: Zebra prom dresses
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero.
Number of CDs I own: Two-ish? The other billion vanished. Some hobo probably mugged me and is listening to my jams.
Number of Piercings: Zero.
Number of Tattoos: Don't got none tats
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Dunno
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My Interests

Sports, rock climbing, videogames, pudding, ninjas, music, guitar,

I'd like to meet:

Jim Carrey. Will Ferrel. And a triceratops.

Music:

I'm not going to list the 7 million bands I listen to. I like a lot though.

Movies:

PiratesoftheCarribean SinCity GardenState Spiderman TheMatrix Batman Anchorman LiarLiar TheMask BruceAlmighty VforVendetta Weatherman TheDeparted ThePrestige BoondockSaints andlotsmore

Television:

That70'sShow MXC MANVS.WILD Idon'twatchmuchTV

Books:

Just about anything good. Reading is gooood.

Heroes:

The king of Norway