About Me
I'm your dream guy, just what you've been lookin for all these years! 6'0. Lanky and awkward as fuck. Insufferable Asshole. Lazy opinionated. However i like walks on the beach (but id prefer it to be in the park, or a forest). Not long ones. Hate yuppies, despite (i mean because) being raised in the land of XANAX and MILFS. Not an artist, not formerly known as prince either. Passive aggressive. extremely socially awkward (lets go get some coffee sometime, ill make you feel uncomfortable!) Probably won't like your friends (theyre all sluts), but youll like mine! (loud, drunken assholes). I can play an instrument (this is all it takes). I won't like your taste in music because it isnt' mine (i like punk and rock but hate punk rock girls. catch 22?), but we can always agree with the beatles (early beatles, please). I live in a pantry (its cozy.. a lovenest really). I work a minimum wage corporate job (job security! and a great uniform! and free soda!). I'm working on a contraption to make lathe cut vinyls that sound like garbage, and i like to put music out on outdated media forms for masochistic reasons so i can spit on you for throwing away your walkman (IDIOT!!!) i have a homemade tattoo that has no significance, deep meaning, or profound political statement. its just a doodle (i wish i could justify this somehow, but i cant!). i like skateboarding (skateboarding doesn't like me). not really looking for anything serious, but who knows what could happene. MSG me and we will trade full body pics (please no girls under 15, thats just gross).i know what youre thinking, "how is he still single" well i tell you ladies (and post op trannies) this offer won't be on the table long, but if you aren't shy, i could be on your table soon. high-income ladies only please (i don't want to work for the rest of my life, but ill do the dishes and take out the trash).
