Rockular Penetration

Today is a sad day. The originators and sustainers of the ULTIMATE hard rock band ever to be conceived, Rockular Penetration, were suddenly KILLED in a hang gliding accident....that is, two seperate, completely unrelated hang gliding accidents. Both were struck by lightning as they reached maximum altitude, and vaporized completely. The only trace of either of these two brave soldiers that was found, was their tesicles, all three of them, perfectly intact. The term "balls of steel" was not used lightly on these gents. There will be a brief memorial held for them on the manliess place on earth, mount olympus, where shortly after, their ashes will be shot into deep space so that life on other planets can someday, perhaps, have a grasp of what it is like to truly be a man. May the father of all that is tough and manly, Satan, pave a grand path for them to walk in hell, where they will be greeted by JFK, president Lincoln, and of course, the manliest of ALL men, Randy Savage. R.I.P. you magnificent bastards.