Does anyone ever read this? I'm not really a depressing person, i just decided to write this one sunday morning with a splitting headache and no dope for the cure. I get sick and tired of everyone on myspace proclaiming to be some legend and the best friend you'll ever know so being the honest person i am I thought i'd give you an accurate representation of who i am, highlighting the many drawbacks in getting to knowing me, not just the obvious benefits. My name is Dave- probably about the 100th one you know but you know i'm your favourite and the one you are most likely to remember in ten years time :)
I come from essex -its OK i cant steal your wallet though your pc, stop checking your pockets for anything missing....relax, breathe in, and....- but i currently live in carharrack which isn't too dissimilar to that hick place in deliverence. Its in cornwall which makes it worthwhile! I goto some college to study renewable energy -STOP- how many lights have you got on needlessly at the moment? - just as long as your thinking about it it will make my job in the future a lot easier. I am a massive hypocrite and saying that now totally justifies it.
i model myself too closely on withnail out of withnail and i. If you havnt seen this film then you probaably wont understand a lot of what i say or what i do.
i have an unhealthy obsession with dick van dyke and poisioning myself on a daily basis with a variety of solids liquids and gases
I try to blur the not so fine line between confidence and arrogance whereas YOU blur the not so fine line between who i am and who i think i am...
i suffer(well, i say i suffer, its really averyone else that suffers) from a hyperactivity disorder and low concentration span. i spin pens on my fingers to pass the time. I need to constantly be doing something. being a massive stoner probably isnt helping....people say i talk to fast, but they hear too slow
I LOVE MUSIC/HATE GENRES - have to get that one out now - i'm sure i'll write some list of all the bands i like, but there are far too many to name. I'm a bit of a musical fascist, but i respect that people have the right to listen to bad music- what is emo all about anyways - answers on a postcard to the usual adress.....
my first love is the bass guitar - i turn into a massive anti-social whenever there is one nearby - same with other guitars - i've still got that adolescant dream that i'll be rich and famous, living the rock star life, making a career out of my delusions of grandeur, and then i can write things on my hand, and call my children something stupid like Django....
my life is a mixture of surreal moments and quotations from people much funnier and more famous than i am.
i am middle class personified apparently, but i dont seem to see it....
orgasnisation is for people that are too lazy to look for things
one word to describe me: blunt
i play in a band, last years resolution - take a hit off our preverbial shit by clicking on the link below - dont ask just do it - you shouldnt beleive in genres
i am impulsive - make snap desicions, mostly the wrong ones- i dont make plans or promises because i only dissapoint myself or other people - some people may say that makes me a pesamist- but i prefer the suprise of something going right to the shock of something going wrong - its called realism
i like satircal, poignant phrases that cover up my foolishness like "say what you mean and mean what you say" or "they say its us who make our choices, but its really our choices that make us" or other bollocks like that which can get dropped into any argument.
People often mistake me for someone who a.) gives a toss and b.) knows what they're on about, the charade has lasted this long.....
check out 'the nurse who loved me' for multi-layered musical ecstacy
i get a warm glow of satisfaction knowing that you probably wasted as much time reading this as i did writing it. Well i'm sure i could of wasted my time a bit more productively but oh well. behave
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