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"THE HUSBAND STORE" (compatible for Ladies AND Gentlemen)A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor. Or, you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 -You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building and have a nice day! Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!

What can I say? I'm just a really,really nice person,man. Wassup everyone... My name's Ron. I'm 28 years young, hailing from the Mount Airy section of Philadelphia, PA...Currently living in Germantown. Been in PA all my life,tryna get the money together to make a move to NY or ANYWHERE else where the money's right,for my career and a fresh new start. If you're from Philly, you see how it's gettin out here and you probably understand why I want out. If I appear to be very mannerable, don't be afraid or confused...Ladies, I am what's commonly reffered to as a "good" brotha. See...there ARE some of us walking the streets of Philadelphia! It's not a myth. We're out there.Not that anyone in this city cares about that kinda stuff today..lol. We're the ones NOT wearin white tees down to our ankles everyday! Were the ones NOT wearin' DICKIES and doo rags everyday, lookin' like we just escaped from the state prison! We don't beat up on sistas, we don't holler curses at y'all when we feel as though you wont give us the time of day! And we have no baby-mama drama or psycho ex-girlfriends lurking in the shadows outside your houses with a frying pan! Yeah...we go to school, have ambition, are mannerable, and still believe in chivarly. Yes...we are the last of a dying breed...."