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Mongolian Discharge Police

About Me


Their mission statement is "Ergo, Deus Pulsatus Inside Pantus Nobis" which, when translated from Latin, is "Therefore, God Touched Us In The Pants".
They are known to produce spontaneous ejaculation in the audience during performance. Their technical abilities are what are holding them back from inducing complete orgasm. Venue owners have been known to purchase extra tissue paper prior to their performances.
Quotes:
"I still can't work out if you guys are serious or not. I'm leaning towards not"
"Juvenile is a word that comes to mind..."
"Put TISM, Pornland, Queens of the Stoneage and Rocket Science together. Whack a bit of Tex Perkins showmanship (arrogance) on top with a side-order of licks stolen from your favourite band, mix in a beer broth in a Brunswick lounge room and allow to settle. Serve hot."
Bands we have played with: Subject to Change, Lucid Sun, Madonna, Cash No!, Confirmed Reptilian, Governmental, Disperse, Wheels of Confussion, Balls Revolution.... and more but my brain hurts to much to think of them.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 04/09/2007
Band Members: • Simon “Pappa G” Pierotti (Vocals / Theremin / Binge Drinking)
• Emily Alexander (Bass Guitar / Backup Vocals / Flaunting)
• Simo “PaWhore” Pahor (Drums / Tambourine / Master-Beater)
• Ed “Ma Homo” Mahoney (Rhythm Guitar / Backup Vocals / Pretty Boy)
• Adam “Bucket” Kruk (Lead Guitar / Backup Vocals / Cochlear Juggernaut)
Influences: Eddy Current Suppression Ring
Beasts of Bourbon
Rocket Science
Kamikaze Trio
Legends of Motorsport
The Twits
Mudhoney
Bob Log III
TISM
Ween
Pornland
QOTSA
swampy fucked-up noise
Big Muff Pi

Sounds Like: that dodgy homebrew you made in the garage about a year ago and forgot to bottle. With the airlock dried, a deformed beast beyond expectations has evolved and is trying to escape, and is planning to wreak havoc on your quiet little rock 'n roll town...

Or R2D2 blowing his load.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

MDP Recorded Works

Hey!we recorded on the weekend at Armstrong's in South Melbourne, something I don't think any of us would end up doing. With Carl Mueller at the helm, we got a sound that I'm incredibly impressed with...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:42:00 GMT

MDP 2007-2009: a premature reflection

With Simo leaving the drum stool for at least a year in March 2009 to see what is indeed outside the yurt, the end of this era of the band is in sight. It makes me a little bit sad. I don't know the ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:49:00 GMT

*YAWNNNNN* *STRETCH* Time of see whats happening outside the yurt...

On the assumption that noone checks this page nearly as often as members of the band do, this blog entry is completely pointless, but if anyone reading cares, here's a short update about what we've be...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:26:00 GMT

High-Ay-Tuss

So everyone except for Papa G (old cunt) is in the swing of study and exams right now. This begs the question "Ed, why are you on Myspace?". Whatever, noone is gonna read it anyway... Cheers to everyo...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:53:00 GMT