Ben...or Francis

I am a dynamic figure. I have defeated every possible game of freecell. I own thirty two cadillacs, varied in age and model, all in mint condition. Oprah Winfrey went to my thirteenth birthday party. No one knows my real name, not even the park ranger. Yellow is a good color. In 1942 I flew a suburban into the USS Georgia. Fifteen years ago I ate three midgets and absorbed their life essence, and now have the strength of three midgets and a grown man. Bruce Wayne often comes to me for business advice. Batman shares his toys with my kids. Hello Kitty is solely for asians. Someone from the CIA came to my door asking if I wanted a job, I turned them down because that's kid's stuff. Tom Thumb lives in my underwear drawer. It gets a bit uncomfortable having him there sometimes. Anyway, as you can see, I truly am a dynamic figure. And you don't know the half of it.