Two words Bartender extraordinaire. Ok, not really. Although I love bartending, there is nothing extrordinary about it. I Have one college degree will hopefully be working on a new one by next fall. Love music unless it is country or is about God (I have asked God, he thinks it sucks to). Poker, football, steak, you know man stuff. Like my friends but wish they would stay away on weekends. My mom is a super hero without any super powers, my dad is her kryptonite (and they are still married, scary). I could probably beat you in a race, unless you cheated and I know I can jump higher. I love carbombs(not the kind that kill people the kind that kill brain cells). I hate doing landry especially the folding part. I love crown but spend way to much money on it. Will play monopoly anytime challenged and probably have the cops called again once I own park ave. And really really want to be rich, but not famous. .. I.F.H. MONDAY'S on FunnyOrDie.com ..
