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About Me

Jonathan Shimazu is a dish best served cold. But despite its frigged appearance, the delicate blend of cyanide and gunpowder creates a warm feeling of homeliness in all people, regardless of race, age or background. Jon, is often served with "petit chou" (tiny cabbage). This distinct style of cuisine has it's origins in California, but is more prevalent in northern regions, especially around the Seattle area. Locals know the dish as ‘jackass’ for mysterious reasons. Though not particularly nutritious, it is a dish you will come to love and enjoy. Or else.

My Blog

Yeaaaaahhh! but no mushrooms?

Two words bitches.Eco-creatures: Save the ForestI bought myself... er... Lani... I bought Lani a NDSL, and the game above. It's cool cause you control squirrels, beavers, and... get this... Flying squ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:43:00 GMT

lani is constipated

Under umbrellas while red cedars watch,we stagger against the november rainYour bike wheels squeeking......sending ripples across wet walkways.What are we losing Lani,when we escape the mist and singi...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:14:00 GMT

[Colombia]

It's sad that when people think of Colombia coffee and cocaine are the first things that come to mind. Colombia is one of the most biodiverse regions in the world. It has more birds spe...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:08:00 GMT

Evasion - Intro

It was a romantic life, maybe to be looked back upon as the glory days of youth. If it was poverty, it was poverty only on paper. Poverty is a mathematical equation, an expression of how much one can ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:09:00 GMT

How we kill the mentally disabled

In this democratic society we believe in equality. This is not the equality of individuals, for every living thing by nature differs in their capacities. Instead we grant equality to the weight of ind...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 19:49:00 GMT

[kittens]

Genji (girl) Gray (boy)Bangle (boy)Gaston (girl)Boots (boy?)
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:56:00 GMT

[foestering kittens]

Kitten Timeline " Newborn (or neonatal): Eyes are closed,ears are flat to the head, fur is thin and skin looks pink. " Ten days old: Eyes begin to open....
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:37:00 GMT

[lani's number]

(650) 149-6217 (200) 418-3356
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:08:00 GMT

[but i meant it at the time]

i'm being eaten alive. these bugs keep biting me. can't scratch, must not scratch... anyways, becareful who you say I love you too. tommorrow you might hate them. maybe i'll stop.
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:00:00 GMT

[tossing the buquet]

God, that was stupid, but what a good laugh. 
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 00:33:00 GMT