Talking myself out of a fight. |
So I was walking to my baby momma's house last night. Now my neighborhood is on 50th street between 22nd and Sheridan. The neighbors are none too savory. I was in an altered state of mind and was on a...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Jul 2009 08:56:00 GMT |
the sheep wears the wolves clothing |
what do you do when the meek have already inherited the earth and choose to dangle it just out of reach? i've tasted eden and loved it. the fruits were supple and divine. then they were ripped from my...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:11:00 GMT |
some advice from dr. sancho |
here is the first installment of my fake-ass advice column that i would like to dub:Advice From Dr. Sanchoi will be posting advice of my own accord based on a number of topics. here is the first of ma...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:00:00 GMT |
Dear Respondent X: |
First of sir/madam/asshole, I work for a market research firm. Not a telemarketing call center. Your financial institution (from now on called XYZ Bank), hired me to ask for your opinions, not your mo...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:06:00 GMT |
Space (en Espanol where available) |
Evan congratulated me on doing a job well done.Evan: Mrrrrrruuuyyy BBBrrrueeeennnnoooo!!!Okay. He is actually saying "muy bueno," but he added some r's and decided to roll them.Me: You know, Evan, the...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 17:52:00 GMT |
My son's dark humor... |
Ev and I are walking up to his school after his dentist appointment. My stomach rumbles in hunger.Evan: Are you hungry, dad?Me: Yeah, I had some coffee and left to get you.Evan: You could eat one of m...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:35:00 GMT |
Views of the dating scene when we're older. |
Dr. Nate: They call middle-aged women on the prowl "cougars." I wonder what they call middle-aged men on the prowl?Me: I think they call them perverts.Dr. Nate: Oh, yeah!
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:52:00 GMT |
I wish there where more hours to the day |
Good lord, I've been rushed lately. Between trying to squeeze more hours in at the Probe and doing all this Ebay crap before Christmas, I'm running ragged. To top it off, I have a cold that has me so ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:20:00 GMT |
Random honesty quiz. |
DO YOU HAVE GUT? I'm curious to see if there is anyone on MY Friends list that has the gutsto repost this, answering the ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:56:00 GMT |
